Spike Meme - Answered by Season 5 Ensouled Angel
So, Spike got sent a meme by...uh, some anonymous harlot. Anyway, he has been threatened convinced that he should fill it out. YAY!
However, his condition is that he sends it out to all of his friends and they do it too. Even the ones who are evil/ have multiple personality disorder/ lie pathologically.
So, pick a character and play! Write their answers for them, and be completely honest. Heh, or not.
(Just because someone else has picked a character doesn't mean that you can't, too. After all, there are many different versions of the truth!)
Have fun :D
1. Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
I don't know. I never really thought about it. Hm. That member of Celtic Woman with the childlike voice is awfully nice to think about look at listen to.
2. Name 3 things you've done that your parents would disapprove of.
*scoffs* Only three? And, are we talking before Darla sired me or after? Because after it would take me until THE apocalypse (which turned out not to be the one Lindsay said it was) to choose only three. Let's go with before I was sired and go with my father's favorite admonishments: "out all night heaven knows where," "sullying the help," and "drinking yourself into a stupor."
3. Who is the one person who can always make you smile?
Cordelia. The only time I stopped smiling because of her was when I lost her.
4. What is your biggest fear?
That the hell dimension I go to when I'm killed by stake, fire, sunlight, or beheading, is worse than the one I've already visited.
5. What is your favourite love song? And your favourite break-up song?
Love song? I think everyone knows this by now, but I'll answer it: "Mandy," by Barry Manilow. Break-up song? I've never understood the concept of a "favorite" break-up song. All a break-up song is remind you of the person you loved and lost.
6. What talent do you have that you think people would be surprised about?
Hm. Ask Spike.
7. What 3 things would you take to a desert island?
A. an indestructible sun-proof shelter. B. a pregnant pig C. a salt-to-fresh water converter
8. What unpopular opinion do you hold?
Religion, like law, was created to bring order to chaotic peoples. It doesn't matter if you're talking about Christianity, Wicca, Satanism, Judaism, Islam, Ancient Roman and Greek Deities...all of them have a central power that supposedly has all these rules to govern the people and tell them how to behave. And out of the central figure's rules come man's laws and thoughts. And, ironically, chaos. There are many similarities in all religions, so they're all obviously created to comfort and/or explain the same events throughout history, but because humans are greedy by nature, they used them to control each other. In other words, religion is a bunch of, as Spike would say, "bullocks."
9. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
....Only during a magically induced fantasy. And, to this day I'm terribly ashamed and upset by it, so I really don't want to think or talk about it.
10. What are your feelings on clowns?
That's a weird question. I guess...as long as they make kids happy, they're good by me. But, if a kid is scared of them, as I know sometimes happens, the parents and clown shouldn't try to push it. I've heard of that happening, and I think that's wrong. Why do people always think the solution to curing a child of his fear is to push him toward it?
11. Is there something that you've always wanted to tell someone but been too scared to?
Um...yes. Well, actually, I did tell her when we were possessed by spirits, but it was too soon and we were both freaked out by it, so.... Well, now she's gone, so it's pointless.
12. Have you ever kissed someone that you really shouldn't have?
I used to be a soulless vampire. You do the math.
13. What word or phrase do you absolutely dread hearing?
"....Captain Forehead...."
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. And, I'm sorry, William. Truly, I am.
15. Finally, what makes you totally awesome?
After everything I've done? I don't think I could ever be considered--Wait. There's Connor. I fathered a son. A wonderful son. And, I'm a vampire. I wouldn't say that makes me awesome, but it makes me proud. Mostly of him.
However, his condition is that he sends it out to all of his friends and they do it too. Even the ones who are evil/ have multiple personality disorder/ lie pathologically.
So, pick a character and play! Write their answers for them, and be completely honest. Heh, or not.
(Just because someone else has picked a character doesn't mean that you can't, too. After all, there are many different versions of the truth!)
Have fun :D
1. Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
I don't know. I never really thought about it. Hm. That member of Celtic Woman with the childlike voice is awfully nice to think about look at listen to.
2. Name 3 things you've done that your parents would disapprove of.
*scoffs* Only three? And, are we talking before Darla sired me or after? Because after it would take me until THE apocalypse (which turned out not to be the one Lindsay said it was) to choose only three. Let's go with before I was sired and go with my father's favorite admonishments: "out all night heaven knows where," "sullying the help," and "drinking yourself into a stupor."
3. Who is the one person who can always make you smile?
Cordelia. The only time I stopped smiling because of her was when I lost her.
4. What is your biggest fear?
That the hell dimension I go to when I'm killed by stake, fire, sunlight, or beheading, is worse than the one I've already visited.
5. What is your favourite love song? And your favourite break-up song?
Love song? I think everyone knows this by now, but I'll answer it: "Mandy," by Barry Manilow. Break-up song? I've never understood the concept of a "favorite" break-up song. All a break-up song is remind you of the person you loved and lost.
6. What talent do you have that you think people would be surprised about?
Hm. Ask Spike.
7. What 3 things would you take to a desert island?
A. an indestructible sun-proof shelter. B. a pregnant pig C. a salt-to-fresh water converter
8. What unpopular opinion do you hold?
Religion, like law, was created to bring order to chaotic peoples. It doesn't matter if you're talking about Christianity, Wicca, Satanism, Judaism, Islam, Ancient Roman and Greek Deities...all of them have a central power that supposedly has all these rules to govern the people and tell them how to behave. And out of the central figure's rules come man's laws and thoughts. And, ironically, chaos. There are many similarities in all religions, so they're all obviously created to comfort and/or explain the same events throughout history, but because humans are greedy by nature, they used them to control each other. In other words, religion is a bunch of, as Spike would say, "bullocks."
9. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
....Only during a magically induced fantasy. And, to this day I'm terribly ashamed and upset by it, so I really don't want to think or talk about it.
10. What are your feelings on clowns?
That's a weird question. I guess...as long as they make kids happy, they're good by me. But, if a kid is scared of them, as I know sometimes happens, the parents and clown shouldn't try to push it. I've heard of that happening, and I think that's wrong. Why do people always think the solution to curing a child of his fear is to push him toward it?
11. Is there something that you've always wanted to tell someone but been too scared to?
Um...yes. Well, actually, I did tell her when we were possessed by spirits, but it was too soon and we were both freaked out by it, so.... Well, now she's gone, so it's pointless.
12. Have you ever kissed someone that you really shouldn't have?
I used to be a soulless vampire. You do the math.
13. What word or phrase do you absolutely dread hearing?
"....Captain Forehead...."
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yes. And, I'm sorry, William. Truly, I am.
15. Finally, what makes you totally awesome?
After everything I've done? I don't think I could ever be considered--Wait. There's Connor. I fathered a son. A wonderful son. And, I'm a vampire. I wouldn't say that makes me awesome, but it makes me proud. Mostly of him.