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Ladies and gentlemen, and variations thereupon, welcome to my not so regular update. Life's been a bit chaotic lately and I can't actually remmeber the last time I updated this. That's probably botgood but whatever. I got a job. I'm a bagger at Jewel and I'm not particularly thrilled about it. But whatever, it's a paycheck. I just have to concentrate on my goal: London. There are a few upsides to the job though. I work with nice people for the most part. Yesterday I bagged for a cashier named Sebastian who is super cute. He's tall, skinny, has brown hair  and glasses. It occured to me that he actually kind of resembles DT, but only slightly. That can't be a good sign lol. He's 19 and wants to get his PhD in physics so he can do something in astronomy. He's a self-proclaimed science guy but he's not too keen on math. He's named afterthe main character in A Never Ending Story. I found out all of this in like a half hour. Yeah. I think I've found my summer crush but it's a little late, y/n? He is so fricken cute! We both got out of work at ten but I didn't leace until ten after because I had stuff to finish up. So, I walk out and I call my friend Sai right away. We're talking as I walk to my car and I'm telling her about him and his aforementioned attractiveness. I had just finished saying, "He is soo cute!" when I look up and see a car sitting about ten or fifteen feetawaystopped in the middle of the parking lot. And, of course, sitting there in the driver's seat, lighting a cigarette, is Sebastian. I thought I was gonna die. My own stupidity kills me. In other news, I also had to bag a box of condoms for the first time yesterday. I had the hardest time keeping a straight face. I know it's immature but I still thought I was going to explode from the effort of not laughing. And there was no way I was telling the guy to "Have a good night." either. I knew the effort would kill me if I even tried.

Alas, I have to get off the computer ASAP so I'll continue at a later time. Ta!