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On the twelfth day of Christmas, a_fine_romantic sent to me...
Twelve museums stargazing
Eleven pimms thesping
Ten diamonds a-dancing
Nine avocados baking
Eight ruins a-maneating
Seven classics a-starfucking
Six handbags eating
Five bri-i-i-ight eyes
Four tom waits
Three girlie drinks
Two lindor truffles
...and a drama in a beauty.