Jan 01, 2008 23:34
1) After a night of heavy drinking and some illegal indulgences, you awake lying next to none other than Ms. Barlow. Naked. In bed. How do you react? I would quietly get out of bed, get dressed and walk home. I would, without a sound, go into the bathroom, lock the door and then commence vomiting until I had nothing left to vomit. After a good half hour of dry heaving I would bash my head in with the toilet seat until my brains splashed in the water.
2) Would you ever willingly live in an asylum? Most defiantly. It is my plan B to life.
3) People have finally invented a babel fish (of sorts), but it's limited to five languages that you choose before sticking it into your head; what five languages do you choose to know and why? Italian and French because they are beautiful. Spanish and Chinese more because they are useful. Hawaiian because it's not widely spoken.
4) You're given the choice of taking of the presidency or being the campaign manager for whoever you deem suitable for the position with all resources at your disposal; which do you choose? I would choose being president and as my vice president I'd pick Barack Obama. After a couple nights in the white house and trips to the nuclear bunker, i'd resign and allow the Lincoln of the 21st century to take power.
5) You are the last man alive among billions of women. What do you do? Pop some viagra and do my duty for the species.