Indeed. And it appears that said bodyguard-slash-turks are being hired with plainly obvious weaknesses. Pregnancy, for example. So I suspected you would also have some significant physical ailment keeping you from doing your work to your full ability.
Well, see? Your mom. My mom was too tough to even have bones. She was probably made of steel, yo. Ya just love ta call me fool when ya are not next ta me, don't ya?
Your mother was metal? That would explain why you always appear to be hard when you speak to me. Here I was under the assumption that you were merely smitten. And I suppose if I prompted you to come over so that I could say it to your face, you would gleefully and willingly leave your post to go and do so. Correct?
[ooc: Shouldn't he have said "I don't have a crush?" XDDDD I love how Reno definitively isn't the brightest crayon in the box <3 Sometimes. XDDD; I love it too ^^ PC! <33333 ^^]
It's comparable due to your mental capacity, or lack thereof.
[ OOC: I'm sorry I'm not really around on AIM right now, babe; I'll get back into the swing of things soon. Thank you so much for playing with me and bearing with me. ]
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... Why, nothing more than what anybody else would be trying to do. I don't mean to stay here forever, naturally.
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It's a Turk's job ta protect the Prez, yo.
Osteomalacia is your mom, yo.
Hm.
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... Osteomalacia is my what?
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The SOLDIER and Naminé aren't Turks. I dunno why Rufus hired them even. Like I couldn't do the job alone.
Mom.
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... And that means?
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...How the fuck would I know? You were the one to come up with that stupid name, yo.
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Osteomalacia? ... I didn't 'come up' with it, you belligerent fool. It's a term for the softening of the bones.
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Well, see? Your mom. My mom was too tough to even have bones. She was probably made of steel, yo. Ya just love ta call me fool when ya are not next ta me, don't ya?
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Your mother was metal? That would explain why you always appear to be hard when you speak to me. Here I was under the assumption that you were merely smitten. And I suppose if I prompted you to come over so that I could say it to your face, you would gleefully and willingly leave your post to go and do so. Correct?
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Don't you say bad things 'bout my mo-HEY!
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For an old guy you- Like I would ever go hard next to ya! D<
...I don't need to be in my post always. And yes, I would love to punch you in the face for that. Maybe that would make me hard, yo.
[ooc: *has died*]
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I said nothing bad about your mother. Nothing you've not said yourself, at least.
So you become aroused by beating old men, Reno? ... How the Shinra company has deteriorated.
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I said she was made of steel, never said she was metal or that that made me hard around you!
...I would become aroused by beating you.
[ooc: ...Why is this conversation killing me? XD;]
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Why, Reno. Don't you know that children often abuse their crushes to let them know their feelings?
[ OOC: XDD It's terrible and hilarious. I love it. ]
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I'm not a KID!
[ooc: Shouldn't he have said "I don't have a crush?" XDDDD I love how Reno definitively isn't the brightest crayon in the box <3 Sometimes. XDDD; I love it too ^^ PC! <33333 ^^]
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It's comparable due to your mental capacity, or lack thereof.
[ OOC: I'm sorry I'm not really around on AIM right now, babe; I'll get back into the swing of things soon. Thank you so much for playing with me and bearing with me. ]
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