Not fresh, and most certainly not meat

[grain_of_mercy]

Hidey-ho Facility, Spontaneous here, the guy which plays hood wearing jerkass Alex Mercer ([Prototype]), bring in a second, Death from Discworld. He's a rather friendly guy, loves cats, enjoys curry and tea, and fascinated by humans and life in general. Also, he's the Grim Reaper and has assorted death related abilities, one of which has a permission post you can fill out if you'd like. To note I'm taking him from the end of the Hogfather book for the canon-point, so he's just gotten done filling in for a version of Santa Clause.

So yeah, Grim Reaper in your Facility, Don't Fear and all that.