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[quarkylass]

Who: Davesprite, Puppet!Jade
When: Wednesday
Where: Davesprite's room
Summary: The interns seem so interested in their relationship anyway, that it might be time for some dorky seduction or...something vaguely resembling a girl in an evening gown trying to solicit sloppy makeouts.
Rating: PG - PG13
Warning: This is pretty ridiculous. And also quite

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[featheryasshole]

[He'd been quietly freaking out for a while now - Rose was dead, John was hurt, Dave and Jade were not themselves, and there was nothing he could do about any of it. Aside from moping in his room where no one could see, obviously.

He was so lost in his misery that the knock startled him. He berated himself internally - he was supposed to be on his guard, dammit - but Jade's voice shook the thoughts from his head.

He still wasn't sure what to make of her. The other duplicates or whatever the hell you were supposed to call them were clearly malicious and dangerous, but... Jade hadn't shown any sign of that. And the things she'd been saying to him...

Okay, no. Not going to think about it. He drew a deep breath and pulled up from his bed. Hopefully she'd just want to talk. If not, he'd be ready.]

Yeah, I'm here.

[quarkylass]

Will you open the door? I just wanted to talk!

[ Okay gotta be the sexiest possible thirteen (fourteen?) year old that she can possibly be. Gotta be adorable, and cute, and oh hey a hair slipped out of her bun. She pushes it back behind her ear, still grinning from ear to ear.

This is so much fun! ]

[featheryasshole]

[Okay. He can do this. He opens the door warily, and-

oh. Welp.]

Uh. Hey.

[Judging by the way he's glowing, Jade's tactics are working.]

[quarkylass]

Hi Dave!

[ All pretenses lost, she flings her arms around him, pulling him close. Yeaaaaah MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. The next step: getting him to make out with her. ]

So, let's talk! What's up? Why are you glowing?

[featheryasshole]

[This is not going according to plan at all. He was supposed to be calm and not let her this close.

But.]

I'm glowing because you're really pretty and I'm pretty sure I'd be blushing if I actually had blood.

[wait shit he didn't mean to say that, fucking sprite tendency to answer questions]

[quarkylass]

[ There's a small silence before she grins again. ]

You're really cute too! Though I didn't know you thought I was pretty.

[featheryasshole]

[shit shit shit]

Well, you are.

[No point in lying.]

But, uh. You said you wanted to talk.

[He tries to pull away a little.]

[quarkylass]

[ She practically skips her way into his room, reaching out for his hands. ]

I do! Why do you think I'm not telling the truth? No one thinks I'm real, and it hurts my feelings.

[featheryasshole]

[He stops.]

I'm not saying you're not real. But... you're not the Jade that I know, right? And the others have been doing some pretty despicable shit, so I think I have good reason to be kind of suspicious.

[He doesn't sound entirely convinced. It's not easy to believe that it's not Jade he's talking to.]

[quarkylass]

I am!

[ She shows him her scarred arm. ] I saved Jack, remember? And we made glitter cards together!

[featheryasshole]

[He stares at the scars.]

You shouldn't have saved him. He's not worth it.

[quarkylass]

I couldn't let him die.

[ She looks down at her feet. ]

That's murder. Letting someone die while you watch.

[featheryasshole]

I-

[Dammit, why can't Jade agree with him even when she's being weird and sexy?]

I don't care if it'd be murder. It would just be payback for what he's done to us.

[...]

I'm pretty sure he's the one that killed Rose.

[quarkylass]

[ She wraps her arms around his shoulders. ]

No, that wasn't Jack.

[ A small smile. ]

You won't figure it out! But it wasn't Jack, he's a good puppy. And you're a really cute guy slash bird! [ Leaning in to
kiss him

ON THE CHEEK ]

[featheryasshole]

Wait, what? [Blink blink.] What are you-

[Wait did she just

oh god oh man she just kissed him

[quarkylass]

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