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Oct 09, 2011 00:44

Who: Kat Burgler and Jade Harley
When: An hour or two before reset.
Where: Jade's suite.
Summary: Karkat is a pillow thief and Jade wants to fight about it.
Rating: PG-13 for swears.
Warnings: Stupidity.

( he's climbin in your window, he's snatching your pillows up )

jade harley, karkat vantas

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quarkylass October 9 2011, 06:56:13 UTC

[ The someone who couldn't particularly sleep, that's who!

Jade was going to go sit on the couch, do something other than flop around and have nightmares when she should be napping. But that was before she noticed a KAT BURGLAR invading her room.

Oh no he didn't.

She couldn't really figure out who he was -- she knew he was a troll, but not Feferi, that was about it -- so she decided to be stealthy.

Jade took a running start and attempted to pouncetackle. ]

sufferheir October 9 2011, 07:00:17 UTC

[The pouncetackle is SUPER EFFECTIVE.]

[Karkat, Jade, and the pillows crash to the floor unceremoniously.]

[Next thing you know, Karkat is yelling and clawing around, furiously trying to shove her off of him.]

OH MY GOD FUCK OFF! What is your problem?!

quarkylass October 10 2011, 02:19:50 UTC

[ Aaaaaaa being pushed off but she retaliates quickly with equal clawing and shoving. ]

Let go of my pillows, fuckass!

[ Yes she's pretty much figured out who he is just by his first sentence. ]

sufferheir October 10 2011, 05:13:42 UTC

[Normally, in the context of this venture, this would be when Karkat said to hell with it and cheesed it into the hallway. But not for THIS CHICK.]

Holy shit why is this even a thing you care about!? It's like two hours till reset! I need them for something!

quarkylass October 10 2011, 08:05:02 UTC

I don't know that they'll come back! And say please when you ask me, Karkat!

[ ATTEMPTED DOOF. ]

sufferheir October 10 2011, 21:21:10 UTC

[The doof is successful, but he issues a hasty COUNTER DOOF as they squirm around on the floor.]

Well how about you wait to see if they come back, and then if they don't you can give me hell about this. How about that?

quarkylass October 11 2011, 01:21:37 UTC

[ Owwwwww counter doof: also successful. ]

Fine! We're going to sit here and watch. I'll hold onto the cushions. If they don't come back, then I get to beat you up! Deal?

sufferheir October 11 2011, 01:44:49 UTC

The fuck would they come back if you're sitting on the floor five fucking feet from the couch? God, you must have fetid bulge shavings for brains!

quarkylass October 14 2011, 13:58:45 UTC

You never know, they could do it like magic! Maybe your brain's already fallen out of your ears!

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