Mini log which reveals oh so much~
Who: Barney and Grell
When: Monday morning
Where: 4A, Barney's room
Summary: Grell invited himself over to Barney's room hoping for a good time. Little did he know that Barney, well, is Barney.
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Blatant flirting and the revelation on a gender.
Barney lounged at his desk. Well, this was quite unexpected. After last night, this was almost too good to be true. Barney's back. Yes, yes he was. And this Grell seemed like a rather...interesting figure. Ah, perhaps tonight would be even better?
He straightened his tie, making sure that his suit jacket was lying flat. He looked good, he knew that, so now only to make the right impression!
He had a feeling this week is going to be a good one, well....that's the whole point of being optimistic, right? With all this proper food, he felt it was only fair to come and thank the man for all his hard work.
Just as promised, he reached the room holding their drinks, and waited right in front of the door. His hands were occupied, so he decided to call out for him instead.
" Ahem! Barney dear? It's Grell! "
"Grell? Well, welcome!" He headed over to the door, opening it with a flourish. "You are even more ravishing in person!"
" Thank you! " He beamed happily before stepping inside, he took a minute to examine his new surrounding before he turned to face his host again. Offering him his awaiting drink, he spoke " Sorry I'm late, you should see the crowds around the food area! It was absolutely dreadful! "
"Are they now? Well, I wouldn't be surprised. But you'd think that people would display their gratitude a bit more openly..." Barney took the drink gratefully, sipping it, sighing.
" Mmm, something tells me that you have done all of this for the sake of glory and to be praised by everyone~ " Grell grinned mischievously, not yet trying out his drink.
"If there was glory to be had, I think I've earned it," he toasted him with his glass.
Grell simply smiled before he brought his glass up for a taste. He then turned around and started walking deeper inside " Hmm, any future plans, dear? "
"More ways to screw over the Consortium... I have some ideas, but nothing concrete as of yet," he followed Grell into his room, giving him the once over. Nice, he thought, this should be ..fun.
He moved toward the bed and took his seat on the edge. " Count me in? I could use some entertainment from time to time, " he smiled and stroked the mattress, silently asking for Barney to join him.
Barney quirked an eyebrow, sitting down with a small, mischievous smile. "Yes, entertainment is hard to come by in this place..."
" So true~ " His drink was placed aside, on a nearby table. He wasn't thirsty, really. Grell preferred to focus his attention on the man right next to him, he smiled sweetly " Finish your drink, darling~ "
"Hm, perhaps later," he also placed his glass aside on the desk, leaning towards the other man (who he still thought was a woman). "Thank you for that, by the way. It's so nice to be appreciated, I'm sure you understand."
He flipped some of his hair behind his shoulder and grinned sheepishly " Ah, yes! It does feel good, which is why I feel you deserve it, love! " He paused for a minute, as if he's considering something. " W-well...actually...you deserve a little more than that. " With that said he leaned close and pressed his lips against Barney's.
A little taken aback by Grell's actions, it took Barney a little longer than usual, meaning about three seconds instead of two, to respond. That had been quite a line she had just said, hadn't it? He kissed him back, a hand running along the other's hair.
It was only a kiss, it wasn't a big deal in Grell's dictionary, so he didn't find it odd to show graduate in his own way. He tilted his head to the side, deepening the kiss while doing so. His fingers curled around the fabric of his tie, tugging and pulling the man closer.
The what he thought to be a woman's actions surprised him again. It had been ages since he'd been with a woman like this, one so forward and demanding.
Despite his dominate actions, the kiss was brief and gentle. Perfectly shown as an act of gratitude for what Barney has done and nothing more. Whatever intentions he had, deep down, Grell didn't plan to openly express it. He pulled away and smiled " Next month, demand for more comfy beds, alright? "
"Next month, huh?" Barney smiled, eyebrow quirking again. That kiss had been so tender, yet forward. It lingered on his lips. "I suppose I could try it again, but they only gave me what I asked for because I told them how I did it. I'd have to think of something completely new!"
Grell chuckled and practically threw himself on the other, resting his head on the man's shoulder and getting comfortable " Mm, I'm sure you'll think of something...what's that word again?..Awesome! yeah, awesome. "
Barney put an arm around 'her' back, "yes, anything I think of turns out awesome. That's just the way of things."
Grell raised his eyebrow, side-glancing at Barney with a very...amused smirk. That man seemed like someone that didn't need any compliments, his head was big enough. Not that Grell minds, he liked confident people. " My, my. Not so modest, are we? "
"Modesty is just a creation to keep us in our place, Grell, I gave up on it when I realised that I could be this awesome if I wanted to," He grinned at her, showing that he wasn't completely serious.
" Is that so? " Grell chuckled and shifted more of his weight on him. " Well, from all people...I don't think I have the right to judge you about this~"
"Oh really?" He quirked an eyebrow at him suggestively.
Grell nodded before leaning in to nuzzle his cheek, lovingly. From their current position, Grell's upper body pressed against the other, which he'd probably find...nothing.
Barney's raised eyebrow turned creased as he felt the other's chest--or lack thereof. "Grell..?" He asked quietly.
" Yes? " He smiled innocently and glanced up to the other male.
"Um..." He pulled away from the other man, trying to look impassive, but his face had gone a bit pale. "You--would you mind if I--" he traced a finger down Grell's chest, stopping an inch above where something really should be.
Grell raised his eyebrow. " You...want me to take it off? " wow, he's not wasting anytime, is he? He shrugged and started unbuttoning his shirt.
Barney watched, carefully, then jumped away from him, for he really was a him and this was now apparent to even Barney. "Oh God. I knew it!"
Well, Grell expect that reaction. He glanced down at his own chest then back to Barney, so confused. " What's wrong, dear? "
"Y-you," Barney pointed. Yes, it was rude, but OH MY GOD SHE WAS A MAN!
" ME? " Grell's eyes widen and he gasped " H-hey! what's wrong with me? The hell is your problem? " he frowned and moved out of the bed.
"The problem is that you--you're-- oh my God. I thought that this would happen someday in a place like this full of girly guys, but I didn't think that if could happen to me!!" Barney looks down right terrified, his eye almost twitching.
Well, his eye might be twitching...but Grell had his entire body shaking in rage. He glared at the man " ...Yes, so I don't exactly have 'woman parts', but does that really matter? "
"Of course it matters! You're a dude!"
Barney had successfully managed to piss Grell off, it has been a while since anyone managed to do it. He approached the man, and did what any other woman would do, and that would be punching the man across the face. " Jerk! " He then turned to leave.
Barney stumbled back in shock, falling back onto the floor as Grell left. He dazedly watched him slam the down, leaving Barney in the half light of his room. That had...not gone as planned.
When: Monday morning
Where: 4A, Barney's room
Summary: Grell invited himself over to Barney's room hoping for a good time. Little did he know that Barney, well, is Barney.
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Blatant flirting and the revelation on a gender.
Barney lounged at his desk. Well, this was quite unexpected. After last night, this was almost too good to be true. Barney's back. Yes, yes he was. And this Grell seemed like a rather...interesting figure. Ah, perhaps tonight would be even better?
He straightened his tie, making sure that his suit jacket was lying flat. He looked good, he knew that, so now only to make the right impression!
He had a feeling this week is going to be a good one, well....that's the whole point of being optimistic, right? With all this proper food, he felt it was only fair to come and thank the man for all his hard work.
Just as promised, he reached the room holding their drinks, and waited right in front of the door. His hands were occupied, so he decided to call out for him instead.
" Ahem! Barney dear? It's Grell! "
"Grell? Well, welcome!" He headed over to the door, opening it with a flourish. "You are even more ravishing in person!"
" Thank you! " He beamed happily before stepping inside, he took a minute to examine his new surrounding before he turned to face his host again. Offering him his awaiting drink, he spoke " Sorry I'm late, you should see the crowds around the food area! It was absolutely dreadful! "
"Are they now? Well, I wouldn't be surprised. But you'd think that people would display their gratitude a bit more openly..." Barney took the drink gratefully, sipping it, sighing.
" Mmm, something tells me that you have done all of this for the sake of glory and to be praised by everyone~ " Grell grinned mischievously, not yet trying out his drink.
"If there was glory to be had, I think I've earned it," he toasted him with his glass.
Grell simply smiled before he brought his glass up for a taste. He then turned around and started walking deeper inside " Hmm, any future plans, dear? "
"More ways to screw over the Consortium... I have some ideas, but nothing concrete as of yet," he followed Grell into his room, giving him the once over. Nice, he thought, this should be ..fun.
He moved toward the bed and took his seat on the edge. " Count me in? I could use some entertainment from time to time, " he smiled and stroked the mattress, silently asking for Barney to join him.
Barney quirked an eyebrow, sitting down with a small, mischievous smile. "Yes, entertainment is hard to come by in this place..."
" So true~ " His drink was placed aside, on a nearby table. He wasn't thirsty, really. Grell preferred to focus his attention on the man right next to him, he smiled sweetly " Finish your drink, darling~ "
"Hm, perhaps later," he also placed his glass aside on the desk, leaning towards the other man (who he still thought was a woman). "Thank you for that, by the way. It's so nice to be appreciated, I'm sure you understand."
He flipped some of his hair behind his shoulder and grinned sheepishly " Ah, yes! It does feel good, which is why I feel you deserve it, love! " He paused for a minute, as if he's considering something. " W-well...actually...you deserve a little more than that. " With that said he leaned close and pressed his lips against Barney's.
A little taken aback by Grell's actions, it took Barney a little longer than usual, meaning about three seconds instead of two, to respond. That had been quite a line she had just said, hadn't it? He kissed him back, a hand running along the other's hair.
It was only a kiss, it wasn't a big deal in Grell's dictionary, so he didn't find it odd to show graduate in his own way. He tilted his head to the side, deepening the kiss while doing so. His fingers curled around the fabric of his tie, tugging and pulling the man closer.
The what he thought to be a woman's actions surprised him again. It had been ages since he'd been with a woman like this, one so forward and demanding.
Despite his dominate actions, the kiss was brief and gentle. Perfectly shown as an act of gratitude for what Barney has done and nothing more. Whatever intentions he had, deep down, Grell didn't plan to openly express it. He pulled away and smiled " Next month, demand for more comfy beds, alright? "
"Next month, huh?" Barney smiled, eyebrow quirking again. That kiss had been so tender, yet forward. It lingered on his lips. "I suppose I could try it again, but they only gave me what I asked for because I told them how I did it. I'd have to think of something completely new!"
Grell chuckled and practically threw himself on the other, resting his head on the man's shoulder and getting comfortable " Mm, I'm sure you'll think of something...what's that word again?..Awesome! yeah, awesome. "
Barney put an arm around 'her' back, "yes, anything I think of turns out awesome. That's just the way of things."
Grell raised his eyebrow, side-glancing at Barney with a very...amused smirk. That man seemed like someone that didn't need any compliments, his head was big enough. Not that Grell minds, he liked confident people. " My, my. Not so modest, are we? "
"Modesty is just a creation to keep us in our place, Grell, I gave up on it when I realised that I could be this awesome if I wanted to," He grinned at her, showing that he wasn't completely serious.
" Is that so? " Grell chuckled and shifted more of his weight on him. " Well, from all people...I don't think I have the right to judge you about this~"
"Oh really?" He quirked an eyebrow at him suggestively.
Grell nodded before leaning in to nuzzle his cheek, lovingly. From their current position, Grell's upper body pressed against the other, which he'd probably find...nothing.
Barney's raised eyebrow turned creased as he felt the other's chest--or lack thereof. "Grell..?" He asked quietly.
" Yes? " He smiled innocently and glanced up to the other male.
"Um..." He pulled away from the other man, trying to look impassive, but his face had gone a bit pale. "You--would you mind if I--" he traced a finger down Grell's chest, stopping an inch above where something really should be.
Grell raised his eyebrow. " You...want me to take it off? " wow, he's not wasting anytime, is he? He shrugged and started unbuttoning his shirt.
Barney watched, carefully, then jumped away from him, for he really was a him and this was now apparent to even Barney. "Oh God. I knew it!"
Well, Grell expect that reaction. He glanced down at his own chest then back to Barney, so confused. " What's wrong, dear? "
"Y-you," Barney pointed. Yes, it was rude, but OH MY GOD SHE WAS A MAN!
" ME? " Grell's eyes widen and he gasped " H-hey! what's wrong with me? The hell is your problem? " he frowned and moved out of the bed.
"The problem is that you--you're-- oh my God. I thought that this would happen someday in a place like this full of girly guys, but I didn't think that if could happen to me!!" Barney looks down right terrified, his eye almost twitching.
Well, his eye might be twitching...but Grell had his entire body shaking in rage. He glared at the man " ...Yes, so I don't exactly have 'woman parts', but does that really matter? "
"Of course it matters! You're a dude!"
Barney had successfully managed to piss Grell off, it has been a while since anyone managed to do it. He approached the man, and did what any other woman would do, and that would be punching the man across the face. " Jerk! " He then turned to leave.
Barney stumbled back in shock, falling back onto the floor as Grell left. He dazedly watched him slam the down, leaving Barney in the half light of his room. That had...not gone as planned.