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[Zero Lancer more or less looks sort of the same when the feed turns on. Nothing special, right?]
Hmm. I sense a high disturbance of evil in this place... [Clicks his tongue.]
Sir Bulges! If you here, please let me know as soon as possible! When I find those evildoers, I'll try to fend them off until you get here!
[And with that he raises his hands into the air as a glowing halo forms on top of his head, and moves it down, changing his regular outfit to a snazzy suit with the shortest of boy shorts. Aside from that, a pole now appears behind him.
Wait, what.
Not long after, the music starts up, and he gets on it, proceeding to spin around and do some very lewd positions, until he gets off it and goes to strip one of his hookerboots.]
O vile being born of a lost soul from the Holy Grail, receive judgment from the weapons of Tuatha Dé Danann
Cleansed of worldly indecency, return to the soil of Ireland...
[Suddenly, his hookerboot shines brightly, and turns into a red lance.
With an air of confidence, he grins, spinning his lance around a couple of times, before pointing.]
Repent, ye who is foolish enough to face all the good of this world!
[...WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.]