195 - Tsunade

[slug_sannin]

[The feed kicks in with the sounds of an electric bass playing.  Loudly.  Apologies to anyone in building three, particularly the second floor.  There's a note that doesn't sound like it belongs.]

Piece of shit fucking F sharp.

[The music starts over, this time without the error.]

Hell yeah.  [She finally notices the red light of the communicator that

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[padawanwizard]

[ smirk ]

Might wanna watch those stray notes, they creep up on you.

[slug_sannin]

Shut it, problem's been dealt with.

[Making a face at you.]

[padawanwizard]

[ This face? This is TOTALLY her contrite face. Really. She practiced it in the mirror and eeeeeeverything.

Okay, really she's not even trying. Teasing Tsunade is fun! ]

You mean you finally gave up music? I never thought this day would come!

[slug_sannin]

You want to come over here and hear this in person? Your brain will melt, guaranteed.

[padawanwizard]

Yeah, from the sheer horror of having to listen to you play.

No thanks, sugar, I'm good.

[slug_sannin]

Are you really going to start this shit?

[She's putting the bass down now.]

[padawanwizard]

You say that like it's news. [ she snorts ] I always start this shit. It's fun to see how quick you get your panties in a twist.

[ she's blowing you a kiss, Tsunade. Sorry, it's just that flippant and snarky is the easiest to fake. ]

[slug_sannin]

And I always tell you to pack up your shit and get out. I've got more important crap than dealing with you.

[padawanwizard]

And yet I'm still here. Seems like you're not very good at getting rid of me.