11th Crack in the Universe // Amy Pond

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[The feed opens and shows Amy sitting on the edge of her bed. She doesn't look any different than she usually does except maybe the fact that her fashion sense seems to have changed a bit. Instead of her signature mini-skirt, she now wears a pair of snug-fitting jeans, a plain black tank-top, and durable boots. In her hands she's holding a length

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[onteamdyson]

................ Whyyyyy?

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[Amy cocks an eyebrow at that reaction.]

Why a rosary? To bless some holy water, of course.

[onteamdyson]

[Was that a mild hiss coming from Kenzi? Yeah... yeah it was.]

Is that absolutely necessary?!

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[Amy's eyes narrow a bit, suddenly suspicious.]

Well, I hope it's not. I just like to be prepared, y'know.

[A beat.]

What's the matter with you?

[onteamdyson]

Nothing! I'm just not such a huge fan of religious junk ever since, you know, FOR AS LONG AS YOU'VE KNOWN ME!

[If Amy's watching closely, she might catch a flash of a too-long canine as Kenzi speaks]

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[You're not acting suspicious at all, Kenzi. Amy notices the flash of teeth. That's strange. A fang? But Amy knows better than anyone that vampires don't actually have fangs, more like a mouth full of razor-sharp retractable teeth. But still, best to keep an eye on Kenzi for now.]

Well, I'm not exactly attending Sunday services either. But who am I to complain, it gets the job done.

[onteamdyson]

Did you join a convent when I wasn't watching?

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[Amy lets out a short snort of laughter.]

What are you talking about? Do you really think they'd let someone who spends her life killing things join a convent? It may not be human blood, but I have plenty of it on my hands.

[onteamdyson]

WOAH! HEY! WOAH! ..... WOAH!

Since when do you... KILL things? And what kind of things are we talking about here?!

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[Amy's eyebrows knit together in confusion.]

Since forever? Seriously. What has gotten into you, Kenzi?

[Amy narrows her eyes. She doesn't want to have to do this, to test her friend, but as they say, better safe than sorry. So, she very steadily and very distinctly, utters the Lord's name.]

Christo.

[onteamdyson]

What has gotten into YOU is probably the WAY better question!

............. Di-- ... what? Are you baking a pie or something? I ... don't have any, but you could probably just use margarine.

[No, Kenzi. Not CRISCO! Idiot.]

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[Alright. Not possessed. The relief must show on Amy's face, despite her efforts to hide it.]

What? No. Nevermind. [Still in a rather serious tone.] Kenzi, you know what I do. Saving people, hunting things. That's my job, to kill anything remotely supernatural.

[onteamdyson]

[Well SHIT! What the fuck is going on? Kenzi bites her lip, looking a bit like a scared rabbit.]

What about vampires?

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Well, yeah. Of course. Vampires, werewolves, djinns, ghoul, demons, vengeful spirits, you name it. Why?

[onteamdyson]

.................................. NO REASON!

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Are you sure you're alright? [Something is definitely going on here, Amy just can't seem to decide what. However, there is at least one possible explanation to consider.]

Do you think this is some kind of experiment?