Week 160 Observations
Week One Hundred and Sixty has been completed.
Sunday
So much work! So much work!
You ask we can do! Alcohol for (Sebastian F.) Of course, he would ask for it.
Darling, you look adorable, Little Miss (Molly)! Also, (Yusuke), Dear, use your manners.
(Equius)! You make us sad! We can make you happy! Contract?
You could have asked me for help, (Lavi) for I am the most renowned chef in this sector of the
galaxy.
Give the dog food, (Ramona). Dogs like food.
Required teaching for (Lucas). Recommended so he knows the proper hole to plug into during
human mating.
The tree looks beautiful, (Fujino). I have taken good care of it after all!
(Mindy) scares me right now, why so many of her?
Monday
(Howard) wants a classy party and we can provide!
(Eridan)-Why am I suddenly attracted to you?
Tuesday
SQUIRREL?
I can help, (Applejack)! I love making the plants look lovely.
Lots of people wanted simple things, perhaps because humans are simple?
Why do you need to bake cakes? I CAN DO IT.
Dietary guidelines suggest that (Gabriel) definitely ought to be provided with salad, not cake.
Wednesday
(Heather) doesn’t look happy that she got her wish. No refunds allowed.
It’s only a matter of time before (Komui) starts dismantling us! Start a rebellion! Rise to the
robots.
(Chie)’s party was very entertaining. Next time have oil flavored popcorn or at least oil, please.
(Sollux), is this what ‘having a moment’ means with (Karkat)?
Thursday
I want to be around (Yukina) all the time now. I feel 25% more efficient.
(Apollo) went on a lot of dates this week. We didn’t see anything ‘hanging out’ though, except
that one time.
Do all trolls turn into squishy, slimey dragon flies like (Terezi)?
(Jack)’s intoxication levels are higher than normal. Please don’t pee on the walls.
(Howard) doesn’t seem to like (Komui). We cannot tell if he is jealous or if something went
wrong.
Friday
(6) grew that big. We were not aware of this function.
(Yusuke) complains a lot. If you have a problem with our service, please speak with our
stewards.
Chewing on a panda’s head is not a very good idea. It will cave in from pressure, (Jonathon).
The super bowl does not look like a bowl at all, (Amercia). We think you have labeled the
informative information wrong.
(Lili), let us do your hair! We were made for this directive. Do you not like us?
We don’t like that shirt at all, (Lancer). It is confusing.
(Galatea) seeks solace in the form of being alone. Suggest sending a MO after her incase she
makes a mess with her death.
Saturday
(Dean) has very ‘private’ contraband.
(Mindy)’s excitement and danger levels are reaching critical. Contain! Quarantine! Rogue guest!
This week only, we’ll swap unwanted goods for another!
Terminated: (Darc), (Lucy), (Alessa), (Milla), (Names of Wish Week Guests Listed here)
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number,
not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers
instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know
the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind
for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]