26 - Gabriel - Video
[Not unusually for this week, someone looks pretty chipper. Unusually for him, it might actually be genuine and not even vaguely schadenfreude-related. Wow! Admittedly it does start to border on manic as the post goes on, but... well, that's just Gabriel. Or it could be the sugar. Hard to tell.]
Sooo... judging by everyone's posts so far, this is the week everyone gets their heart's deepest darkest desire, huh? Well - maybe not darkest, unless I've seriously overestimated the kind of issues you guys have. But to the point - would anyone's dearest wish, by any chance, happen to be cake? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that that's what mine should be, but-- observe.
[The camera pans around his room. There is a marked absence of cake.]
This, my friends, is a cake free zone. There is no cake. The cake-shaped hole in my soul is not being filled. Of course, I could just...
[He snaps his fingers and a cupcake appears in his hand.]
But it's not the same! C'mon, gang - any volunteers? We can make a group activity out of this, it'll be great for the community: think about it. Bake stalls, group cake-eating, trading cake recipes, uh, eating cake some more, bonding over a mutual love of ... pickles. Really? No, of course not. Cake.
Of course I'm more than happy to compensate any Delia-wannabes for their troubles. Metal, alcohol, candy, so-called 'real food', medical supplies... you name it, chances are I can get it for you. It's a win-win situation.
Any takers?
Sooo... judging by everyone's posts so far, this is the week everyone gets their heart's deepest darkest desire, huh? Well - maybe not darkest, unless I've seriously overestimated the kind of issues you guys have. But to the point - would anyone's dearest wish, by any chance, happen to be cake? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that that's what mine should be, but-- observe.
[The camera pans around his room. There is a marked absence of cake.]
This, my friends, is a cake free zone. There is no cake. The cake-shaped hole in my soul is not being filled. Of course, I could just...
[He snaps his fingers and a cupcake appears in his hand.]
But it's not the same! C'mon, gang - any volunteers? We can make a group activity out of this, it'll be great for the community: think about it. Bake stalls, group cake-eating, trading cake recipes, uh, eating cake some more, bonding over a mutual love of ... pickles. Really? No, of course not. Cake.
Of course I'm more than happy to compensate any Delia-wannabes for their troubles. Metal, alcohol, candy, so-called 'real food', medical supplies... you name it, chances are I can get it for you. It's a win-win situation.
Any takers?