Week One Hundred and Fifty-Nine has been completed.
Sunday
(Jenny) wants to talk, we have many many communication devices, try them out!
You can stay with us (Todd)! We’re in maintenance closest 34-A. You can also find tools there, (Bakura).
Finish cleaning, (Sora)! We have lot more things to clean.
I have services too, (Inara) Darling. Isn’t it terrible when your fellows judge you on it. And (Alessa)-Dear, let me help you with that hair.
I want to find more chairs! More chairs, (Howard)!
We have a lot of bowls, (America). A super bowl is big right? I can find a biiiiiig bowl for you.
Fast Pony is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast.
Monday
(Clark) and (Lois) seem incapable of an adult relationship but (Lois) seems very capable of flirting with (Stark).
(Jenny) and (Stark) dated and sparks flew?
A wedding? HOW CHARMING. Best idea, (Misaka) I will make you all beautiful!
Paint? (Eddie) is letting me paaaaaaint.
Tuesday
(Lois) and (Mindy) bond, potential new adoption n the works?
Red is good (Karkat) let me paint it.
(Kyouko) is bored, we have lots of things you can do,
Hey- hey! I’m the cooking bot here, (Helion)
It is our pleasure to bring you here! We are medical, (Muraki)
Wednesday
(Natasha) walked out on (Bucky) for boozing it up.
(Mera) and (Namine) practice human courtship during a nice picnic. Erotic pheromone levels rising.
(Yukina) and (Bakura) stay alone in a room for a long while. Cannot see what they are doing.
(Mindy) is looking so stressed! Just come back another time darling, we're always here!
(Misaka #10032) and (Misaka #9982) are having an illogical wedding.
(Doreen) almost became squirrel barbecue.
(Chie)’s excitement levels rise to an unhealthy and unnatural level over rerecorded videos. Please shut the door while enjoying yourself.
Thursday
Toxic levels in bed pod slime suggest (Vriska) is abusing intoxicated substances every night.
(Equius) has right to be concerned. (Aradia)’s condition is not improving.
We don’t understand why (Rin T) would lie about people missing her birthday and her feelings about it.
Friday
Please listen to (Tsunade). Perverted acts of voyeurism in the stasis pod rooms will be removed from the premises without question.
(Stark)! DO NOT RIP A HOLE IN THE WALLS!
With (Harry) and (Lucy), is this what they call a father-daughter moment?
(Molly) experiences regrets and transmits them to (Eddie) who begins to bond with her.
(Shikamaru) is informative again. Looks like everyone is getting organized progressively.
Saturday
(Rin T)’s sexual experience has negative effects upon (Lancer).
(Harry) encourages (Ritsuka), (Axel), (Joshua) and others to stick his discovered meat in their mouths. Strange recipe.
Wishes are the new black. Try one today!
Terminated: (Joker), (Aradia)
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]