Week 156 Observations

Jan 22, 2012 00:00

Week One Hundred and Fifty-Six has been completed.


Sunday
(Nill) has given us a quite of bit of scenery porn, if you know, this wasn’t the second week here and most people have already started to try and destroy the hell out of everything. Also, I wonder how things can look so empty with SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE here.

If (Komui) is here to save the day, life will cease to exist. He will castrate all the male rats and then with the female rats seclude them away from everything in their own little glass boxes. You see, this IS the experiment. He is going to save you all.

(Inara) is asking (Eddie) if somehow he predicted that they would be brought here and if he has the ability to judge things outside of a rough drawing for her weapons. Also, we have found out that (Komui) has been stealing all the girl clothes, someone check his pants for his sister’s underwear.

(Ramona) wants to make sure that her newest Ex-Boyfriend gets the proper paper work to join the league of evil exes. Because she only cares about making sure each ex is stronger then the last, (Jack) you’re number 11!

Oh poor (Todd) so demure! He no longer seems to meld in that well with the league unless you want to count that wimpy wimpy one that used to be here forever ago. Well, he is losing his fight at an amazing rate now and I am sure he will burn quite well due to the veganism.

And (Akemi) doesn’t understand the idea of zombies, and that right now everything is just going insane, after all, we now have like 900 of one subject running around. Trust us, you shouldn’t even worry about it.

Monday
(Axel) has show that because he can feel nothing, he wants pain. It has probably become an endorphin addiction, similar to those who self-injure get. So, instead of teenage boys, he finds his feelings being able to be projected via the experiments, which is why he attempted to taunt us by saying we were going ‘soft’.

(Clark) keeps on stressing that he is an all-American boy who only wants to help everyone, which is why he keeps on holding the classes for the children, not knowing that in the end, it is futile because we can simply erase this knowledge from their minds.

As for those of them who came from the other side, they seem to be slowing down today, perhaps their energy is being low and they are accepting there is no need to act soley because that they will be burned once we deem it necessary?

Tuesday
(Riku) has shown that he has the emotions of an over dramatic 14 year old girl, instead of someone who claims he is mature enough to make adult decisions. Its only Tuesday after all.

(Kanda), don’t you know if (Lavi) is like any of his copies he is currently most likely pursuing a sexual relationship with someone. No need to worry that he is missing, he is probably frolicing somewhere with (Tyki) and most definitely not a unicorn, although that helmet...

(Todd)’s black metal makeup matches (Eddie) when he wore it. I am starting to think that these metal-heads, evil book or not, just like the drippy tear make up and skull look. Like a juggalo we all know and fear.

(Shikamaru)’s idea of a good time is to destroy the facility, which seems to be the rest of you rat’s idea of a good time whenever we take you to someplace nice. You just can’t leave well enough alone. We think there has been ONE place that hasn’t been destroyed thus far.
(Komui) knows how to sew, (Ishtar). So, you two can pretend to be useful together, you with helping fix people up, and he can run around in a frilly western dress and say its only because he is collecting materials and its easier to wear all of it.

And (John) summons all the people from his world into one place, it is like a rainbow of fonts and colors and troll hate-make outs. (Feferi) - (Equius) we’re looking at you two.

We're having a little trouble putting (Bakura) back together after (Fujino) broke him. The legs get attached at the shoulders, right?

(Dean) moves in on (Lois) for some hanky panky on their first date. So much for (Superman) getting any action.

Wednesday
So (John) makes it known that it is time to destroy more stuff. We’re surprised it took so long for people to do some sort of action. We will watch and see how hard they will fight, and how much he will spam the network. And (Harry) is acting like the team mom, PROTECT THE KIDS, FEED AND WATER EVERYTHING. BLUH BLUH BLUH.

(Accelerator) insults America. While (America) is here, also forgetting that (America) is a dumb ass and doesn’t understand the multi-dimensonalness of this place.

(Yusuke) wants two of the three ‘F’s. We’re sure if given a chance, he would pounce on the third one also.

(Darc) shows he is forever late to the game as he wonders if someone has set up a safe house, because normally there is only like nine-dozen set up by the end of the first week. Perhaps he is trying to feel less guilty for bunking with jerk?

(Equius) wants more people to go black for him with the way he complains about powdered milk. Read the instructions, horse-boy.

Thursday
(Joshua) is introducing himself again, because he admits he was a terrible little recluse and is now letting everyone get to know him. This will last all of a week, because old habits die very hard.

Now that (Sebastian M) is back, he will have his period of missing the little boy he stalks before going and stalking other people and cats. He calls out for a medic, we thought you were strong, man.

(Grell), using the scientific method and deductive reasoning has learned salt and open wounds hurt. Next week, she will discover gravity, and if you slam your fingers in a door it will also hurt! This ends LOVELY RED ROSE SCIENCE WITH (Grell)!!!

(Kenzi) has snapped, and thinks everyone will tell her who they love so she can most likely wish them away. Only stupid people would tell her.

(Eridan) acts like a whiney little grub, and nothing changes. Besides, you know, his true colors showing.

No one cares about a temporary rat’s birthday.

(Jonathan) gives into (6)’s tendency to get broken if you look at it wrong.

Friday
(Asura) is letting all hell break loose. Once more. Again. But, we have a feeling this time will be more fun to watch.

(Jason) is wondering about the kids. But most of the kids here, if he hasn’t notice, has a habit of wanting to be the hero. So this won’t go far at all.

It is enjoyable to see (Maka) being more then a broken rag doll mourning how much her life sucks and see her doing things. We know this is merely temporary, so everyone, take a picture.

(Damian) is acting like a little kid, because you know, he is such as badass instead of a pathetic little wannabe.

Okay, that was scary. (Dean).

(Barbara) acts like most of the people here are so useless they always need one of her friends to go help her.

Oh (Mindy) destroying everything. How cute!

(John) is trying to make up for his impotence and lets us know it.

Saturday
(Midnighter) will be using (Apollo) for more than a lightbulb while it is still dark.

(Castiel) seems more concerned with finding his butt-buddy (Dean).

HAHAHAHAHAHA, LOSERS. YOU COULDN'T EVEN CRACK THE ACTUAL WALL. TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME IDIOTS. HOPE YOU LIKED THAT DAY WITHOUT POWER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Terminated: (Izaya), (Alice), (Jareth), (Spirit), (Charles), (Stein), (Dad), (Saya), (Flandre), (Gene), (Kano), (Loki), (Hong), (Reimu), (Raz), (Wanda), (Crowley), (Jo), (Mohinder)
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]

the doctor

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