♞ Equius Zahhak ♐ 23 HorsePOWER ♐ [Video] ♞

[lordsweatyhorse]

[Well, someone is feeling better. Equius is sitting on the floor of the general store, his face and shirt caked in a strange white powder which, upon closer investigation, members of the facility will realize is powdered milk, as evidenced by the canisters behind him on the shelf.

He looks annoyed, but a good deal more relaxed than he has been,

Comments

[supervegan]

Milk in general is disgusting.

[lordsweatyhorse]

In your invalid opinion, perhaps.

[supervegan]

No, in the opinion of someone who actually cares about animals, but I wouldn't expect you to.

By the way, go ahead and insult humans one more time. See what happens. Hint: you'll be in a fight with one.

[lordsweatyhorse]

I do care about animals. I don't know what you're talking about. Musclebeasts love to be milked. Especially Moobeasts.

Your threats bore me.

[supervegan]

No they don't, actually. They like being free and out in the open.

Then would you like me to act on them?

[lordsweatyhorse]

On Alternia, they are free and in the open. I agree. That is where they belong. But someone must aid them in their lactation. And they are always grateful for it.

Why would I want you to act on something that is lulling me to sleep?

[supervegan]

They have calves to do that, actually. That's who the milk is for.

It'll be less boring when it actually happens.

Public apology to me and to Lucas or we are fighting right now.

[lordsweatyhorse]

[He blinks.]

...I don't understand what you're saying. Even the musclebeast young lactate.

I have nothing to apologize for. Dehydrating milk is a ridiculous idea.

[supervegan]

No they don't. Not where I'm from, anyways.

You insulted Lucas and I when we had absolutely no part in that invention. I don't even know how to powder milk. We had nothing to do with it and you dragged us through the mud anyways.

[lordsweatyhorse]

Well they certainly do where I come from.

...Excuse me? I didn't even mention you two.

[supervegan]

Whatever. If you can't survive on your own without taking from other creatures you're weak anyways.

You said "humans" and you didn't mention that me and him were excluded from that. We are humans. Therefore, you insulted us.

[lordsweatyhorse]

I wasn't taking from them. They offered it to me as generous thanks for assisting them.

Oh. Excuse me. I hadn't realized. Allow me to clarify.

Light-haired, bulky humans who take offense from generalized statements for no reason other than to be annoying are idiots.

[supervegan]

What was I supposed to take from it other than offense?

[lordsweatyhorse]

Nothing. Perhaps you should have ignored it. I wasn't even speaking to you. And I still don't wish to.

[supervegan]

If you don't fight back against insults, then you're weak and a coward and you'll never deserve anything in this world. My dad taught me that.

[lordsweatyhorse]

I don't care. I don't have a "dad".