Hope's End Guest Post: Day 8

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Welcome to Day 8 of Hope’s End! This is where guest writers can have their characters post to the network. These posts will be handled the same way as any other post to the network, but we'll keep them grouped together for everyone's sanity.

All guest characters arrived in Hope’s End with a communicator that resembles a Blackberry. These have text,

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[robotfetishist]

So, in truth, the really important question here is:
Why IS a raven like a writing desk?
Curious minds want to know.

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[psionichax0r]

ii'm pretty 2ure biird2 are actually nothiing liike de2k2.

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[robotfetishist]

See, that's just a matter of you not looking at the problem from the right angle. Anything can be like anything else, you just have to look at the problem right.

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[stoleyourspark]

I don't really get it, ze.

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[robotfetishist]

Just go with your gut instincts, chica.

[stoleyourspark]

...They both have legs?

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[featheryasshole]

great
having one alternate me isnt enough
we just had to have another just to make shitty jokes
not like it even fits
crows and ravens arent the same thing

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[shucksbuster]

Now hold on there, mister fussypants!
Don't you think it's a bit rude of you to be accusing a swell fella like him of being an alternate you?
It takes a lot of gumption to do that, I'll admit, but still, you might want to reel it in just a tad.
Hoo hoo. :B

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[robotfetishist]

Apparently, alternate me types like my older bro.
Suspicious.

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[shucksbuster]

Well, shoot, you've got me there!
Hurry up and get to the punchline, I'm on the edge of my seat over here. :B

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[robotfetishist]

It's a riddle, babydoll, there's no punchline. Just tell me what you think.
Anyway, man, you're here too? It's a regular Sburb Alpha Launch party up in here. Just need Jake to complete the set.
Where you at? Lalonde and I'll come get you.

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[shucksbuster]

It sounds like a bunch of nonsensical hooey to me, that's what I think, mister! >:B But if you're really hankering for an answer...
Maybe because if you spill ink on a writing desk it'd be black like a raven? Hoo hoo, I'm really stumped over here!

Yup! Wherever "here" is, hoo. :B I'm in some kind of store! Do you know that they don't have any BC cake mix? It's downright awful!

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[tipsytini]

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnneeeeeeeeyyyyy
whats it say outside the sotre
i want to c u <3

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[shucksbuster]

Sheesh, you're even drunk here?
Color me unsurprised! You're going to give yourself liver problems, you rascal.
And it just says it's a general store! You'd think a store like this would have some Crockercorp products but apparently we're too far out in the sticks for that. Darn.

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[tipsytini]

theres a salloon ;)
omg were comin rite now sit tite

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[shucksbuster]

Roxy please don't drink everything in the saloon all at once.

And I'm sitting tight here, missy! My patoot is firmly situated right on the ground in the baking goods section, I promise.