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[well, look who's in better spirits than she's been all week. all month. all year! hah hah. ten days ago. Vriska's sporting that awesome cowboy hat that she stole back on Haven and damned if she doesn't look excited to be here.]Let's forget for a second that there's a bunch of extra people running around here. I mean, everybody already forgot that

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[tigerific]

I doubt you’ll find any treasure in here.

[ He'll just pretend he's an adult, and that he's not excited about this at all. ]

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[cahoooooooots]

Damn, really? [she raises her voice facetiously and puts a hand to the side of her mouth.] All right, guys, pack it in! Kotetsu doesn't think we'll find any treasure. Totally not worth it anymore.

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[tigerific]

Uh. Hold on. [ He raised his hands up. ] I didn't mean that you guys won't find anything! Who knows? Maybe there is something out there or .. whatever.

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[cahoooooooots]

Well, you seem pretty eager to make sure I go adventuring. [a sly smile parts her lips.]

If I didn't know better, I'd almost say you wanted to come along.

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[tigerific]

Heh, was I that obvious? [ He shrugs, laughing slightly. ]

I can't help it. It used to be my favorite game when I was a kid.

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[cahoooooooots]

What was? Playing in the mines and hoping you don't get caved in on before you manage to escape with a cartload of hidden gold? That's way cooler than I was ever going to give you credit for.

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[tigerific]

... Yeah. I didn't do it that way.

That sounds dangerous.

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[cahoooooooots]

...What other ways are there to spelunk?

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[tigerific]

Not all treasures are stored in caves and stuff!

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[cahoooooooots]

Well yeah, obviously, but we're talking about spelunking here! Or at least I thought we were. What kind of adventures did you go on? How much loot did you get?

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[tigerific]

Ah, man. It was a long time ago. [ See that far away gaze? Yeah, he's such an old man. ] Spent most my time in the junk yard 'treasure hunting'.

Guess we could try spelunking, but I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt or anything.

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[cahoooooooots]

Please, we'll have literal gods on our side. At least two of them! Plush you've got to be able to do something. Even if it's just, like, picking up a rock and throwing it.

By the way. [smirk] You know that saying "one troll's trash" or whatever? You know it's not supposed to be literal, right?

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[tigerific]

... I can definitely do more than throwing a rock. Are you joking? [ Mutters mutters.

And then, you lost him. ] Hah? What's that supposed to mean?

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[cahoooooooots]

One troll's trash is another troll's treasure? You've never heard that? I'm saying don't go digging through trash piles. It's a metaphorical thing, you doofus! Now how about we stop talking about that and start talking about what you can do down there. How much better than throwing rocks are you?

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[tigerific]

[ Man, he doesn't get you at all. ]

Ah, well- As a NEXT, I do have some powers. I’m sure I can be rather helpful if ... anything happens. [ Weary, sideways glance. ] It only lasts for five minutes, though.

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[cahoooooooots]

Five minutes? Sounds pretty lame. But I guess we can use that if anything terrible happens. I guess. Not that I'm expecting anything terrible to happen! These things always go perfectly.