10TH RAGEQUIT | KARKAT VANTAS | VIDEO (FOURTH WALLERS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED AND WELCOME!)

[sufferheir]

[It's been quite a while since Karkat made a post, and this time he's even doing it in video. He straightens up in front of the camera, making sure everyone can see his black collar - damn straight, he's is the original Facility Karkat thank you very much, and you will observe his authority!]SO HEY, ALL YOU ASSHOLE DOUBLES CURRENTLY LITTERING THE

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[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> How is this meant to be productive

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[sufferheir]

HOW THE FUCK ISN'T IT?
IT'S A GODDAMN ROLE CALL.
THERE'S A MILLION PEOPLE HERE THAT SHOULDN'T BE AND NONE OF THEM HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
I'M INFORMING THEM.

THIS ISN'T COMPLICATED SHIT EQUIUS PLEASE TRY TO KEEP UP.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> What do you intend to do once you know how many of us are here

D --> Asking one question about your seemingly pointless endeavor does not make me ignorant
D --> Vantas
D --> I don't appreciate your attempt at humor-laced insincerity

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[sufferheir]

THERE IS NOTHING INSINCERE ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID EQUIUS.

AND I INTEND TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE HAVE A PLACE TO STAY AND KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
IS THAT SO DIFFICULT?

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[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> Oh
D --> Your last sentence seemed more mocking than was necessary

D --> I suppose that it's worse that you weren't being sarcastic

D --> Why do you care about them

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[sufferheir]

COMPLETELY NECESSARY, ACTUALLY. I ASSURE YOU THAT.

WHY SHOULDN'T I? AND WHY IS IT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS?
THERE'S A BUNCH OF US OUT THERE, JUST LIKE WE SHOWED UP HERE, SO I'M NOT TREATING THEM AS A NON ENTITY.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> After the fiasco a few wee% ago, I w001d think that you w001d be more cautious with obvious doubles
D --> Vantas

D --> You will stop treating me like I am stupid or you will regret it

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[sufferheir]

ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING ZAHHAK?

AND IS THAT A FUCKING THREAT??

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[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> Simply that you aren't as all-knowing as you w001d seem to think you are

D --> Heavens no
D --> That's just my way of telling you to
D --> Oh, what is the way the peasants say it

D --> Shut the heck up

D --> I'm not an imbecile
D --> And I am e%tremely tired of being treated like I am
D --> And I don't appreciate your attitude when I asked a very valid question

D --> Address me with some respect
D --> I had enough decency not to insult you

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[sufferheir]

IF YOU THINK I HAVEN'T TAKEN THAT INTO CONSIDERATION, YOU REALLY ARE THAT STUPID.

AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED I'M PRETTY GODDAMN TIRED OF YOU HARASSING PEOPLE BASED ON YOUR RETARDED HEMOSPECTRUM IDEALS BECAUSE GUESS WHAT - NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!
AND *GUESS WHAT* - NONE OF THAT SHIT FUCKING MATTERS HERE EVEN IF THEY DID, SO THEY SHOULD BE FUCKING CORRECTED!

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO WORK ON THEIR RESPECT.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> You are giving me a very good reason to actually threaten you, Vantas
D --> Perhaps you sh001d pay a bit more attention to those of us who have forged their lives here so that you actually know what you're talking about
D --> Instead of proffering shelter to clones who c001d possibly kill us

D --> Consider me counted out of your ridic001ous role call
D --> I will be acquiring my own accommodations for the duration of this trip

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[sufferheir]

HAVE YOU EVEN LOOKED AT HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKERS ARE HERE?
IF THEY WANT TO KILL US THEY FUCKING WILL. WE'RE OUTNUMBERED.
AND PROBABLY OUT GUNNED.
IF THESE PEOPLE ARE EVIL THE TRUTH IS THAT WE ARE FUCK FUCKITY FUCKED.

SO LET'S HOPE THEY'RE NOT.

AND IF YOU ACTUALLY PAID ANY ATTENTION, YOU'D REALIZE YOU'RE THE ONLY REGULAR RESIDENT WHO'S COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS. WE'RE TRYING TO BE CAUTIOUS BUT IT'S THE BEST WE CAN DO.

AND THANK FUCKING GOD.
I COULD HAVE SAVED MYSELF THE APPREHENSION OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> Well with that attitude I don't see how we c001d possibly stand a chance

D --> I am not complaining
D --> I am merely pointing out the flaws in your logic

D --> Inviting the possible enemy in to live in your hive is not being cautious
D --> It is asking for a swift death

D --> Your boundless concern and respect for your supposed friends has been d001y noted

D --> That was sarcasm

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[sufferheir]

SOLLUX SAID HE WAS GOING TO INVITE THEM TOO.
AND THE SCHOOLHIVE BASE WAS HIS FUCKING IDEA.
AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY BEEN INVITING THESE PEOPLE TO ANY SUPPOSED BASE.

SO I'M *RESPECTING* THEIR OPINIONS AND BACKING THEIR PLAY.
I'M SORRY YOU DISAGREE.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

D --> If Captor was going to cut off his own head, w001d you do that too

D --> Ugh

D --> Nevermind

D --> As if you've ever taken any of my advice seriously, or addressed any of my concerns with genuine thoughtfulness
D --> It isn't worth my time to converse with you

in person; /threadjack

[bestinbutleroff]

[Any chance Equius needs a towel? Because right about now Aurthour is going to offer him one.]