Week 154 Observations
Week One Hundred and Fifty-Four has been completed.
Sunday
Did you know that (Sasha) and (Lili) are having "sleepovers" now? Seriously, why is no one keeping an eye on this shit.
(Harry), do you really think that this year will be any better than the last one? And here we’d thought you could handle your alcohol a little better than that.
Does (Castiel) ever say anything worth-while? No, really, we’re curious.
We like seeing (Bakura) so uneasy. It’s a nice change~
Someone’s back and trying to keep seeeecrets. Why do you even bother, (Allen)? You’re pretty terrible at it. That makeup’s an improvement, though. Keep up with that.
So (Todd Ingram) is just pale for (Lucas)? Could’ve sworn the feelings between them ran a little redder than that...
Why has no one taken us up on the offer involving (Elle’s) fingers? Do you think we’re not serious? Because we are. We’ll even up the offer to more than cheeseburgers. Whatever you want, just name it.
Does (Equius) ever not lose his temper? Someone find this guy a new moirail. What’s the point of even having (Nepeta) here anymore?
Aren’t you happy, (Dave)? Maybe we’ll do your leg next. No volunteers needed, we’ll just pick someone.
Monday
For a genius, (Tony) is pretty stupid to think no one knows what he's thinking. SURE, TONY. YOU'LL BE OUT IN NO TIME. HA!
Everyone falls over themselves to enable (Darc)'s alcoholism. With friends like these, who needs enemies? Not that he can tell them apart anyway, it seems.
Nice powers, (Mohinder). No, really, lizard powers are neat... not.
That’s right, (Sam). SURPRISE~!
(Sylar) is such an attention whore, it’s getting ridiculous. Didn’t get your proper hugs as a child? Or maybe there was just one spanking too many. All we know is that it’s getting old.
(Namine), why do you need a New Year’s resolution to meet people? You’re stuck in a torture box... what else could you possibly be doing to pass the time?
(Lili) and (Mindy), sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Pedo’s, bring out your cameras~
. . . . . . . . . . (Kairi) is an idiot.
Wow, we’re sure lots of people want to be (Sebastian F’s) friend right now. ‘Let’s use the experiment to confuse and unsettle the people who are actually willing to put up with us!’ Yeah, sure.
Don’t worry about recognizing your family (Irisviel). It’s not like you’ll ever be seeing them again anyway.
Oh, God, (Nepeta’s) starting up the puns again. Fire up the freaking furrnace.
(Johnny) is unimpressed. Again. Guess we’ll have to work harder.
Tuesday
Actually, we're going with (Elle B) here on the who searched inside of who comment.
(Mohinder), peepholes shouldn't be the size of a person's head. But thanks for the show. Seems even (Sylar) tamed if you bend him the right way.
When is someone going to get that crystal rod out that (Bucky) has jammed up his ass?
Is there a reason that (Kimblee’s) being allowed to continue making alcohol? Because, if we’re recalling correctly, he likes to blow things up. He likes to do that while sober.
Going to do something about (Sylar), (Peter)? Because that’d be interesting to see. Most people seem to fall into that Stockholm’s aura he’s got going on...
Paranoid, (John)? Because you really should be.
And we gain another explosives-enthusiast in (Homura). Can’t you just hear our excitement.
C’mon, (Komui), give it one more try. (Kanda’s) not as tough as he used to be. We’re sure you can do it.
(Yujinn’s)... being useful? GASP!
Aw, that’s fucking cheating! (Joker’s) way too fun to let (Sasha) poke around in there. Back off the clown!
… Fuck you, (Kai). You and your damn mushrooms.
(Nill) is far too cute for her own good. That kind of cute that just attracts pedophiles and ne’er-do-well’s. Keep an eye out, girly~
So cheerful, (Hei). Nice try, attempting to better those around you, though. Shame it won’t work in most cases.
Condescending much, (Kanaya)?
Wednesday
Woah there, Sparky. Stop setting fire to our books! (Emilia) likes the more racy ones and you nearly destroyed them!
Man, without his brother around, (Peter) really is worthless.
Why all the private convos asking for breast enhancement, (Elle H)? They won't help.
Just like the rest of him, (Gabriel)'s taste in lingerie takes salacious to new extremes. No wonder nobody wants to play Twister with him.
Then again, (Tsunade)’s just as bad. She keeps saying it’s her winged mutt that keeps stealing undergarments, but we all know it’s one of her sick fantasies.
(Equius) loves crafting those arms and legs for everyone just as much as he loves rubbing all over them with his sweat glands before hand.
All we hear from (Grell) is blah, blah, blah. As if he couldn’t get any more repulsive.
Bad girl. Don’t go blowing up the televisions!
If you hate seeing some of those faces so much, (Hei), maybe we should bring Kirihara into the picture. After your fun with (Lucy), I'm sure she would like a talk with you. Or maybe Amber?
We don’t think (Eddie) is metal enough to handle metal anymore with that sweater on.
At least (Sollux) is appreciating this experiment and that’s saying something.
Thursday
We’re surprised (Badou) has the balls to talk to (Nill) after questioning someone else about her underwear.
(Riku), comments like that are the reasons we take away the people you love. Too slack for you? Alright, we’ll fix it.
(Gamzee) is still being a naughty boy. Crazy people make the best friends.
(Tyki), nice bracelet, you pussy. God you’re so whipped.
(Emilia) needs to see (Link) sooo badly~
Friday
(Peter)'s been here for less than a week and you've already jumped his bones, (Elle B)? Was this revenge sex against (Mohinder)?
Meanwhile (Feferi) decides being a bitch and making fun of everyone and their conditions sounds like a good idea.
(Patchouli) gets her sexts on~ Such a naughty girl.
No (Chie), you will never be a TV pornstar no matter how hard you try. We know you were counting on that.
Saturday
Acclimatization to Hope’s End with a twist, assholes.
Terminated: (Marie), (Rider), (John W), (Sherlock), (Toph)
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]
Sunday
Did you know that (Sasha) and (Lili) are having "sleepovers" now? Seriously, why is no one keeping an eye on this shit.
(Harry), do you really think that this year will be any better than the last one? And here we’d thought you could handle your alcohol a little better than that.
Does (Castiel) ever say anything worth-while? No, really, we’re curious.
We like seeing (Bakura) so uneasy. It’s a nice change~
Someone’s back and trying to keep seeeecrets. Why do you even bother, (Allen)? You’re pretty terrible at it. That makeup’s an improvement, though. Keep up with that.
So (Todd Ingram) is just pale for (Lucas)? Could’ve sworn the feelings between them ran a little redder than that...
Why has no one taken us up on the offer involving (Elle’s) fingers? Do you think we’re not serious? Because we are. We’ll even up the offer to more than cheeseburgers. Whatever you want, just name it.
Does (Equius) ever not lose his temper? Someone find this guy a new moirail. What’s the point of even having (Nepeta) here anymore?
Aren’t you happy, (Dave)? Maybe we’ll do your leg next. No volunteers needed, we’ll just pick someone.
Monday
For a genius, (Tony) is pretty stupid to think no one knows what he's thinking. SURE, TONY. YOU'LL BE OUT IN NO TIME. HA!
Everyone falls over themselves to enable (Darc)'s alcoholism. With friends like these, who needs enemies? Not that he can tell them apart anyway, it seems.
Nice powers, (Mohinder). No, really, lizard powers are neat... not.
That’s right, (Sam). SURPRISE~!
(Sylar) is such an attention whore, it’s getting ridiculous. Didn’t get your proper hugs as a child? Or maybe there was just one spanking too many. All we know is that it’s getting old.
(Namine), why do you need a New Year’s resolution to meet people? You’re stuck in a torture box... what else could you possibly be doing to pass the time?
(Lili) and (Mindy), sittin’ in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Pedo’s, bring out your cameras~
. . . . . . . . . . (Kairi) is an idiot.
Wow, we’re sure lots of people want to be (Sebastian F’s) friend right now. ‘Let’s use the experiment to confuse and unsettle the people who are actually willing to put up with us!’ Yeah, sure.
Don’t worry about recognizing your family (Irisviel). It’s not like you’ll ever be seeing them again anyway.
Oh, God, (Nepeta’s) starting up the puns again. Fire up the freaking furrnace.
(Johnny) is unimpressed. Again. Guess we’ll have to work harder.
Tuesday
Actually, we're going with (Elle B) here on the who searched inside of who comment.
(Mohinder), peepholes shouldn't be the size of a person's head. But thanks for the show. Seems even (Sylar) tamed if you bend him the right way.
When is someone going to get that crystal rod out that (Bucky) has jammed up his ass?
Is there a reason that (Kimblee’s) being allowed to continue making alcohol? Because, if we’re recalling correctly, he likes to blow things up. He likes to do that while sober.
Going to do something about (Sylar), (Peter)? Because that’d be interesting to see. Most people seem to fall into that Stockholm’s aura he’s got going on...
Paranoid, (John)? Because you really should be.
And we gain another explosives-enthusiast in (Homura). Can’t you just hear our excitement.
C’mon, (Komui), give it one more try. (Kanda’s) not as tough as he used to be. We’re sure you can do it.
(Yujinn’s)... being useful? GASP!
Aw, that’s fucking cheating! (Joker’s) way too fun to let (Sasha) poke around in there. Back off the clown!
… Fuck you, (Kai). You and your damn mushrooms.
(Nill) is far too cute for her own good. That kind of cute that just attracts pedophiles and ne’er-do-well’s. Keep an eye out, girly~
So cheerful, (Hei). Nice try, attempting to better those around you, though. Shame it won’t work in most cases.
Condescending much, (Kanaya)?
Wednesday
Woah there, Sparky. Stop setting fire to our books! (Emilia) likes the more racy ones and you nearly destroyed them!
Man, without his brother around, (Peter) really is worthless.
Why all the private convos asking for breast enhancement, (Elle H)? They won't help.
Just like the rest of him, (Gabriel)'s taste in lingerie takes salacious to new extremes. No wonder nobody wants to play Twister with him.
Then again, (Tsunade)’s just as bad. She keeps saying it’s her winged mutt that keeps stealing undergarments, but we all know it’s one of her sick fantasies.
(Equius) loves crafting those arms and legs for everyone just as much as he loves rubbing all over them with his sweat glands before hand.
All we hear from (Grell) is blah, blah, blah. As if he couldn’t get any more repulsive.
Bad girl. Don’t go blowing up the televisions!
If you hate seeing some of those faces so much, (Hei), maybe we should bring Kirihara into the picture. After your fun with (Lucy), I'm sure she would like a talk with you. Or maybe Amber?
We don’t think (Eddie) is metal enough to handle metal anymore with that sweater on.
At least (Sollux) is appreciating this experiment and that’s saying something.
Thursday
We’re surprised (Badou) has the balls to talk to (Nill) after questioning someone else about her underwear.
(Riku), comments like that are the reasons we take away the people you love. Too slack for you? Alright, we’ll fix it.
(Gamzee) is still being a naughty boy. Crazy people make the best friends.
(Tyki), nice bracelet, you pussy. God you’re so whipped.
(Emilia) needs to see (Link) sooo badly~
Friday
(Peter)'s been here for less than a week and you've already jumped his bones, (Elle B)? Was this revenge sex against (Mohinder)?
Meanwhile (Feferi) decides being a bitch and making fun of everyone and their conditions sounds like a good idea.
(Patchouli) gets her sexts on~ Such a naughty girl.
No (Chie), you will never be a TV pornstar no matter how hard you try. We know you were counting on that.
Saturday
Acclimatization to Hope’s End with a twist, assholes.
Terminated: (Marie), (Rider), (John W), (Sherlock), (Toph)
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]