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Kanaya Maryam ♍ Three ♍ Text

Jan 03, 2012 20:10

kanaya maryam, c: equius zahhak, c: sollux captor, c: karkat vantas, c: rose lalonde, c: eridan ampora, c: aoyagi ritsuka, c: jack noir, c: vriska serket, c: riku, c: jade harley

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stubborn_throes January 4 2012, 03:22:29 UTC

Your incredible deductive faculties continue to impress.

chainsawsylph January 4 2012, 03:25:35 UTC

Almost As Impressive As The Challenge These Experiments Have Provided So Far

Though I Suppose Thats A Good Thing
Yes The Challenge Level Is Quite Fine Where It Is

stubborn_throes January 4 2012, 03:37:47 UTC

Says she who has yet to experience the catharsis of the bare optical cavity.

chainsawsylph January 4 2012, 03:39:27 UTC

I Mean Fine Where It Is Since Ive Been Here
The Things That Happened Prior To My Arrival Sound Quite Unpleasant

But Staying At This Current Level Of Silly Annoyances Would Be Nice

stubborn_throes January 4 2012, 03:48:52 UTC

The point I'm attempting to sear into the stainless steel of your alien think-pan (Translated for cultural convenience, you're welcome) is that I couldn't care less about the median difficulty of the experiments.
When each day of your life is prefaced by three hours of flushing bacteria from an empty hole in your head an inch off your think-pan (Again, you're welcome) the week's trial becomes considerably bleak no matter the circumstance.

It's with much trepidation that I wonder when you'll experience something similar.

[locked 30%] lordsweatyhorse January 4 2012, 03:52:13 UTC

D --> Why have you not asked for help with this problem, Lalonde

[locked 30%] stubborn_throes January 4 2012, 04:03:32 UTC

In my timid disposition, I carefully bided my time until this precise moment would come to pass wherein I plead desperately for a solution from my only hope and salvation.

[locked 30%] lordsweatyhorse January 4 2012, 04:05:09 UTC

D --> Don't be sarcastic

D --> You are being sarcastic, right
D --> I'm not very good at deciphering these things

[locked 30%] stubborn_throes January 4 2012, 04:07:25 UTC

Why, whatever reason would you have to believe me capable of an act so curt?

[locked 30%] lordsweatyhorse January 4 2012, 04:10:06 UTC

D --> Lalonde

D --> I am in no mood to f001 around with you
D --> W001d you like help or not

[locked 30%] stubborn_throes January 4 2012, 04:13:43 UTC

The last time I inquired about the possibility of a prosthetic eye you didn't have much to say.

Nor do I suspect you capable of such a delicate procedure in the first place.

[locked 30%] lordsweatyhorse January 4 2012, 04:14:59 UTC

D --> I am in desperate need of something to do
D --> That doesn't involve emotion

[locked 30%] stubborn_throes January 4 2012, 04:19:20 UTC

Allow me to carefully parse this scenario.

You intend to perform surgery on a very small, vulnerable, and cognitively essential portion of my head as a means to distract you from romantic strife?

[locked 30%] lordsweatyhorse January 4 2012, 04:21:27 UTC

D --> No

D --> I intend to attempt to build you a prosthetic eye to distract me from romantic strife
D --> Hopefully by the time the surgery is necessary, my problems will have sorted themselves out

[locked 30%] stubborn_throes January 4 2012, 04:29:37 UTC

Couldn't you simply construct various devices of your own accord?

Ah, but that would result in knowingly running away from your problems, wouldn't it? Whereas you are looking for an excuse in my eye condition, or lack thereof.

[locked 30%] lordsweatyhorse January 4 2012, 04:31:35 UTC

D --> Why is it that when I attempt to do something out of kindness, I am spit upon

D --> Solve your own darn problems, then, you ungratefoal vermin

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