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[white_beret]

[The weeping face might not look familiar, but those who've seen Komui do this before might recognise the hysteria]

Okay, I give in to your torture. I won't build any more castration robots, now give me back my tools and coffee, you horrible, terrible, disgusting thieves!

[Sob]

I'm so abused!

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[notanambassador]

You built a . . .

[What is this place she's been dropped into?]

[white_beret]

It was a necessary response to a perverted threat.

[notanambassador]

How perverted does a threat have to be before you attack a man like that?

[white_beret]

He licked my poor, innocent, baby sister.

[notanambassador]

Licked her where?

[white_beret]

Right on her innocent little palm while we were at his mentor's deathbed! He's an unrepentant pervert who needs to be trimmed down!

...Unless you're helping to hold my belongings hostage, in which case I've given up my vigilante ways.

[notanambassador]

. . .

Is your reaction normal in your world? Because that doesn't sound like something worth castrating a man over.

[white_beret]

It's normal, expected and known about. I trusted that man like a little brother and he goes and does this to darling Lenalee?!

[notanambassador]

People in your world castrate for that? What do you do if there's kissing?

[white_beret]

WHO'S BEEN KISSING LENALEE?!

[notanambassador]

[He. Is genuinely. Insane.

Inara is just going to back away from the communicator.]

No one. It was a hypothetical question.

.... hitting this one too

[kanda_exorcist]

[Lord, does he have to do this for everyone? He doesn't want people to think he's actually some kind of weird pervert.]

I did not lick her. I drank out of her hand. Once.

Ignore that ass.

[notanambassador]

I somehow suspected that it was something innocent. Considering the reactions. Good luck managing, well, all of this.

[kanda_exorcist]

[Rubbing the bridge of his nose. Knowing the temperament of these two, they just might get along.]

Usually I have some sort of warning with this sort of thing, he hid this one well. This robot is dead, I'd appreciate a heads up though if you find out he's tinkering with anything else.

[notanambassador]

I will let you know if I see any other castration robots in development.

[She cannot believe she just said that.]

[kanda_exorcist]

Thanks. I'm Kanda by the way.

[Just one of the weirder things she will say in the near future.]