Week 153 Observations
Week One Hundred and Fifty-Three has been completed.
Sunday
Twas the day of Christmas and all through the lab
Not a creature was stirring, not even that Wind lad
No stockings were hung and the walls were all bare
(Castiel) sends holidays wishes and nobody cares
The rats were all nestled snug in their beds
Except (Riku Replica) whose friend is now dead
And Dean who likes parties, and (Jason) with his deadpan
And (Kotetsu), the “hero” who likes pointless questions fuck you it doesn’t have to rhyme
Suddenly through the halls there arose such a clatter
New arrivals! But really, what does it matter?
Some are returning, like the boy with the girls name
And (PM), the chess piece that we’re pretty sure is a dame
More are brand new and seem pretty lost
Another gay guy, a space whore, a nameless robot
A firebug, a few hunters, and some magical children
A father, a murderer, and an amphibian
We’d could take the time to tell you all of their names
But we all took a vote and thought that’d be pretty lame
After all, it’s the holidays and we’ve got time to kill
Time and you rats and, well... you know the drill
So wake the fuck up and greet the new winged-girl
The clown-troll, the bat heir, and the big talking squirrel
We suggest you get comfy, get to know the place well
Merry Christmas to all and welcome to Hell
Monday
Priorities. (Lavi) has them.
Holy shit, there really is a squirrel in here. Good luck keeping people from laughing at your name, (Doreen). Or your tail. Or your face.
Who the hell would want help from (Kenzi)? We’re pretty sure most people file you under "hinderance", honey. Or "obnoxious". Or "the screechy bitch who won’t shut the hell up".
Funny how (Temari) used to worry about where (Shikamaru’s) preferences lie when she’s the one we constantly catch making out with the closest thing with boobs.
Oh, looks like the flood of girl-on-girl action has only just begun! Don’t act like you don’t like it, (Suki)~
(Alessa’s) the only one who seems to realize the actual importance of the twenty-fifth. Who needs holiday cheer when there are sinners to look out for?
So how many bats to we have in the emo-pile now? (Damian) makes... a bazillion?
Guess who’s back, back again?! (Gamzee’s) back BEST MOTHERFUCKIN FRIEND :o)
Tuesday
No duh, (Helion). As if we couldn’t have made that any more obvious than it already was.
(Todd) is doing something sneeeeeeaky.
Jeez (Inara), you bond with (Komui) so quickly and already want in his pants?
(Mohinder)’s bleeding. Oh no. Woe is him. That’s it. We’re pulling him for experiments or termination.
Nothing new to see, just (Eridian) sexting his ladies. Guess (Karkat) can count for an angry lady.
(Hei) got a little something- something if you know what I mean. As if that odd looking smile doesn’t give it away.
Here comes the bride. All dressed in white. Oh wait, we ruined that, didn’t we (Amy)? :)
Wednesday
Never trust a well dressed man in a suit that is an active reader. (Charles) may seem harmless, but consider his true intentions, or his true motives, or what’s possible.
There’s a reason why beating up trees is usually not that fun, (Kyouko). Not only does it cost us quite a pretty penny, it ruins another six or seven days worth of oxygen that we might have money to pay for your health later. We don’t really care why you don’t think it’s fun.
(Eddie)’s finally manning up and making people pay for his services. Way to not be a pushover for once. We’re proud of you. Okay we were. We got bored of that.
Chemical castration seems fun, (Komui). Though if you try a little harder with (Kanda) you’ll find that you might actually succeed or die. Either or is fine with us.
Thursday
(Duck), just a word of advice. Try not to find yourself small and delicious any time soon. There are a lot of pets around that would just love you something like that for dinner.
(Mohinder) finally finds a way to weasel into (Sasha)’s past life by sexting up his ex-interest, (Milla).
Alone and feeling abandoned, (Suki) finds any way to reconnect with her old facility life, even if it means talking to (Serverus).
(Tommy) is such a baby. We were wrong to assume he had any real balls on him at all.
We always assumed that (Hiei) was a little bit overprotective of (Yukina). She’s probably just a ruse so the angry midget can beat on something.
Friday
Don’t you think you’re being a little too touchy about her, (Lucy)? But then again, she’s always been the favorite while you’re just trash.
Note: Both (Misaka #10032) and (Misaka #9982) would make excellent paperweights. Do we really need two?
(Terezi) has something special planned for (Gamzee) and (Karkat). Run, boys, run.
You two are awful at keeping pets, (Sylar) and (Elle B). What's this? Second week in a row that (Mohinder)'s gone missing?
Saturday
You lasted one month, (Sherlock). Bastard, you made me lose my bet!
Introducing strand P45R-X2
Terminated: (Sam T), (Terry M)
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]
Sunday
Twas the day of Christmas and all through the lab
Not a creature was stirring, not even that Wind lad
No stockings were hung and the walls were all bare
(Castiel) sends holidays wishes and nobody cares
The rats were all nestled snug in their beds
Except (Riku Replica) whose friend is now dead
And Dean who likes parties, and (Jason) with his deadpan
And (Kotetsu), the “hero” who likes pointless questions fuck you it doesn’t have to rhyme
Suddenly through the halls there arose such a clatter
New arrivals! But really, what does it matter?
Some are returning, like the boy with the girls name
And (PM), the chess piece that we’re pretty sure is a dame
More are brand new and seem pretty lost
Another gay guy, a space whore, a nameless robot
A firebug, a few hunters, and some magical children
A father, a murderer, and an amphibian
We’d could take the time to tell you all of their names
But we all took a vote and thought that’d be pretty lame
After all, it’s the holidays and we’ve got time to kill
Time and you rats and, well... you know the drill
So wake the fuck up and greet the new winged-girl
The clown-troll, the bat heir, and the big talking squirrel
We suggest you get comfy, get to know the place well
Merry Christmas to all and welcome to Hell
Monday
Priorities. (Lavi) has them.
Holy shit, there really is a squirrel in here. Good luck keeping people from laughing at your name, (Doreen). Or your tail. Or your face.
Who the hell would want help from (Kenzi)? We’re pretty sure most people file you under "hinderance", honey. Or "obnoxious". Or "the screechy bitch who won’t shut the hell up".
Funny how (Temari) used to worry about where (Shikamaru’s) preferences lie when she’s the one we constantly catch making out with the closest thing with boobs.
Oh, looks like the flood of girl-on-girl action has only just begun! Don’t act like you don’t like it, (Suki)~
(Alessa’s) the only one who seems to realize the actual importance of the twenty-fifth. Who needs holiday cheer when there are sinners to look out for?
So how many bats to we have in the emo-pile now? (Damian) makes... a bazillion?
Guess who’s back, back again?! (Gamzee’s) back BEST MOTHERFUCKIN FRIEND :o)
Tuesday
No duh, (Helion). As if we couldn’t have made that any more obvious than it already was.
(Todd) is doing something sneeeeeeaky.
Jeez (Inara), you bond with (Komui) so quickly and already want in his pants?
(Mohinder)’s bleeding. Oh no. Woe is him. That’s it. We’re pulling him for experiments or termination.
Nothing new to see, just (Eridian) sexting his ladies. Guess (Karkat) can count for an angry lady.
(Hei) got a little something- something if you know what I mean. As if that odd looking smile doesn’t give it away.
Here comes the bride. All dressed in white. Oh wait, we ruined that, didn’t we (Amy)? :)
Wednesday
Never trust a well dressed man in a suit that is an active reader. (Charles) may seem harmless, but consider his true intentions, or his true motives, or what’s possible.
There’s a reason why beating up trees is usually not that fun, (Kyouko). Not only does it cost us quite a pretty penny, it ruins another six or seven days worth of oxygen that we might have money to pay for your health later. We don’t really care why you don’t think it’s fun.
(Eddie)’s finally manning up and making people pay for his services. Way to not be a pushover for once. We’re proud of you. Okay we were. We got bored of that.
Chemical castration seems fun, (Komui). Though if you try a little harder with (Kanda) you’ll find that you might actually succeed or die. Either or is fine with us.
Thursday
(Duck), just a word of advice. Try not to find yourself small and delicious any time soon. There are a lot of pets around that would just love you something like that for dinner.
(Mohinder) finally finds a way to weasel into (Sasha)’s past life by sexting up his ex-interest, (Milla).
Alone and feeling abandoned, (Suki) finds any way to reconnect with her old facility life, even if it means talking to (Serverus).
(Tommy) is such a baby. We were wrong to assume he had any real balls on him at all.
We always assumed that (Hiei) was a little bit overprotective of (Yukina). She’s probably just a ruse so the angry midget can beat on something.
Friday
Don’t you think you’re being a little too touchy about her, (Lucy)? But then again, she’s always been the favorite while you’re just trash.
Note: Both (Misaka #10032) and (Misaka #9982) would make excellent paperweights. Do we really need two?
(Terezi) has something special planned for (Gamzee) and (Karkat). Run, boys, run.
You two are awful at keeping pets, (Sylar) and (Elle B). What's this? Second week in a row that (Mohinder)'s gone missing?
Saturday
You lasted one month, (Sherlock). Bastard, you made me lose my bet!
Introducing strand P45R-X2
Terminated: (Sam T), (Terry M)
[OOC: Hey guys, just a reminder, anything in parentheses is a room number, not a name. We're just not willing to torture you (or ourselves) by putting in the room numbers instead of the names. They won't understand who the observation is about unless they know the room number. Room numbers are on collars, so not hard to figure out, but keep this in mind for new arrivals or faces they haven't met yet.]