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Helion - 025 [Video]

Dec 27, 2011 02:19

So, um... I assume by the fact that Despair's been weakened again, I'm in a clean room, and even my satchels have been cleaned out that I was terminated. It looks like they haven't gotten rid of me yet, though ( Read more... )

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[Audio] livingbioweapon December 27 2011, 09:01:36 UTC

Really, that's the last thing you remember? Wow, that must have been twenty years ago now.

[Well, he had been falling behind on his insufferable jackass quota.]

[Audio] iai_puppy December 27 2011, 09:35:22 UTC

Wait, they actually managed to keep this place running for over twenty years? The sheer amount of resources required to maintain this for twenty years is...

[Nope, it doesn't seem to have occurred to her that that might be a lie.]

[Audio] livingbioweapon December 27 2011, 22:00:31 UTC

Well it helps that the new management stopped the experiments, it really cut back on costs. This place is something like a rehabilitation retreat now, nothing but sunshine and rainbows these days.

[Audio] iai_puppy December 27 2011, 22:13:16 UTC

So... Why are we still trapped here, then?

[Sorry, she lacks a sarcasm detector. Though I believe Sollux made one!]

[Audio] livingbioweapon December 28 2011, 00:47:31 UTC

Depends. Some people are still here because they aren't ready to be reintroduced to society due to trauma, others just prefer it.

[That's okay, he's perfectly happy to run with this for the time being]

[Audio] iai_puppy December 28 2011, 03:04:47 UTC

...Wait, you mean people like wearing these collars really?

[Audio] livingbioweapon December 28 2011, 03:11:56 UTC

Of course, they're quite fashionable in that tacky piece of metal kind of way.

[Audio] iai_puppy December 28 2011, 03:17:17 UTC

I... don't think I'll ever understand fashion. Is black still black?

[Audio] livingbioweapon December 28 2011, 03:27:27 UTC

Black is the new white now, actually.

[Audio] iai_puppy December 28 2011, 03:41:05 UTC

Well, if black's white, that's fine. White's a good color, after all.

[Audio] livingbioweapon December 28 2011, 03:50:54 UTC

I suppose white was at one point, but it's the new black now.

[Audio] iai_puppy December 28 2011, 20:33:42 UTC

So... White is black and black is white?

[Audio] livingbioweapon December 28 2011, 22:15:01 UTC

Yup. And up is now down and vice versa.

[He's starting to think he might be going a tad too far with this, it's just sad at this point.]

[Audio] iai_puppy December 29 2011, 01:39:06 UTC

So basically, so much has changed that it's actually almost the exact same.

[Yes, that's what she got out of that.]

[Audio] livingbioweapon December 29 2011, 02:11:23 UTC

Sure, let's go with that.

[Audio] iai_puppy December 29 2011, 03:12:21 UTC

Then, has anything significant happened since then?

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