Doreen Green/Squirrel Girl | First Nut | Video

Dec 26, 2011 11:16

Hello! I think I've been kidnapped! [Two things are wrong with this picture. One: She is way too cheerful about this, all sparkling white teeth and blissful eyes. Two: She is either way too into that whole furry thing, or that is a large fluffy tail sprouting from her back.]

But, see, I'm a little confused as to why the conditions are so good if I'm being kidnapped. Perhaps this is a test! My big chance to join a new team! Either way, I would just like to say it was very nice of this place to provide us with our own clothing. I was so afraid for a moment, because [She casts a long look behind her, where her large furry tail is] Well, let's just say it's not always so easy to wear jeans! And it's such a shame when you have to cut holes in a perfectly nice pair of pants, or a cute skirt, just to make sure it fits properly, and sometimes the measurements get all mixed and-- anyway! I'm rambling!

I was also wondering if anyone has seen a little squirrel with a big pink ribbon tied around her neck. Her name is Tippie Toe, and she can handle herself, but I can't help but be a little worried. Oh! And I never introduced myself, how rude.

Hello! My name is Squirrel Girl. [She blushes a little, before wagging a condescending finger] And no one laugh at my name or my tail, got it? Not that I would mind. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words may-- whoops! [Her clumsy fingers seemed to have dropped the 'berry and the feed cuts off]

c: zero lancer, c: gabriel, c: suki, c: apollo, c: carol danvers, doreen green, c: timothy

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