1st Matchstick Ψ Video

[relightabull]

You here, Jim? [Yes, he has priorities and he still isn’t sure about all the weird things around here, but Jim was just right there. Him being taken when the Original Human Torch was right will never make sense.] I know nothing’s for certain with things like this, but usually when I wake up in weird places at least someone I recognize is around.

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[video]

[ippotsuko]

You're in torturehell, and whoever you're looking for probably isn't here.

[video]

[relightabull]

You don't know that for sure, though, do you?

[video]

[ippotsuko]

Of course I don't, dumbass. It's not like anyone even knows who the fuck you're looking for.

Regardless, it's not likely, considering that there are less than a hundred people here and they're from dozens of goddamn universes.

[video]

[relightabull]

Not likely doesn't mean impossible. [Jerk.] Ifit turns out he's not here, that's better for him, anyway. [Except Toro just got him back and he doesn't want to lose him again.]

[video]

[ippotsuko]

Good, you're learning.

[If only he knew that you were a friend of his not!dad...

He lets out a loud, overly dramatic sigh. Yeah, he's doing it on purpose.]

Did anyone give you the shitty write-up?

[video]

[relightabull]

Someone gave me something, but I don't really know how to use it. Technology and me ain't old friends or anything like that.

[video]

[ippotsuko]

...Not another one...

[God why can't you people use simple tech?]

[video]

[relightabull]

[Grow up without a computer being smaller than a walk-in closet and see if you consider cellular phones "simple."]

Look, I don't need to take your lip, kid.

[video]

[ippotsuko]

[Kids from technologically advanced societies in the future have no respect for old men that don't understand technology.]

You're assuming I give a damn.

[video]

[relightabull]

I assume that if this is like a telephone I can hang up on you.

[Because otherwise you might just piss him off and he'll melt the thing. That would be bad.]

[video] SUDDENLY THREADJACKING MADE ME CONFUSED /replies here I guess

[ippotsuko]

If you can figure out how.

[Well...it would be back at reset, at least?]

[video] RIGHT HERE IS FINE.

[relightabull]

There's a red button. Doesn't take a genius to figure that oen out. [And click. He's hanging up on you! Never said he was the most mature 80-something year old ever.]

[video] I tried to resist and I couldn't

[bucky_cap]

Hey. Be nice to your Uncle Tom, kiddo. He and I go way back.

[video] Pffft.

[relightabull]

Uncle what? Is this--Did you--[Excuse Tom while he tries to make sense of what the hell Bucky just said.]

This punk is your kid?

[video] xDD I love how people react to finding out he's adopted kids

[bucky_cap]

[Face. Palm.] Don't get your shortpants in a twist, he's adopted. Tom, this is Accelerator. He's always like that, for the record, I'm starting to think "bastard" is a form of endearment from him.

[video] It's because he's Bucky. That is reason enough.

[relightabull]

[Adopted doesn't mean much to Tom. He's been adopted twice, by the Alexanders and by Jim. But still, Bucky adopting kids? Bucky taking on the responsibility of raising little ones?]

I don't think anything else will surprise me today. Who's the other parent, Steve?