131 - Temari

[wind_wielder]

[The feed starts with a loud bang. The view tumbles for a second before stopping with a tipped and sideways shot of two familiar ninjas. However, this is not how they usually are. Temari is standing in the middle of their shared room, hands fisted at her sides, and yelling.]

It was a crane, asshole!

[Shikamaru is standing a few feet away from her,

Comments

[onteamdyson]

What are you guys even DOING?

[wind_wielder]

What does it look like we're doing?

[onteamdyson]

It can't be what I think you're doing because that never happens. So quit it!

[wind_wielder]

I'm throwing his lazy ass out, we can talk after that.

[onteamdyson]

TEMARI! You can't kick him out! That means he has to WALK and he is really, REALLY lazy so that's not even FAIR!

[wind_wielder]

I'm not listening to him breathe for another minute!

[onteamdyson]

... Wow, because THAT is rational. Breathing is kind of required to live. JEEZE! Remind me not to blink too loud near you next time.

[wind_wielder]

I'm not even going to bring up how he blinks.

[onteamdyson]

............................ Okay, you need some Temari time. Go sit in the corner, you crazyface with your crazy.... face.

... What was I saying? FACE!

[wind_wielder]

As soon as he leaves!

[onteamdyson]

Is this forever? Is this real life?

[wind_wielder]

I just want him out of this room. I can't deal with it anymore.

[onteamdyson]

TEMPORARILY?!?!? Please say yes. Pleeaaaaaaaaaase! I can't handle you not being together, okay?! I can't even handle this. Stop fighting over birds. IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR!

[wind_wielder]

Of course it's not fair, he wrecked it.

[nihonjika]

Fuck if I know.

[onteamdyson]

[GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP]

Shika. You... swore.