wait, let me count out twenty-nine of these things ♏ audio

[cahoooooooots]

[the feed opens with a mutter, but one of somebody who knows what she's doing.]

Serves me right for trying to think about stuff to take my mind off my back.

[she knows damn well that what she's about to say is going to sound crazy. but it's on her mind, and she wants validation. or to hear the sound of her own voice. either way.]If you take away

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[featheryasshole]

That's kind of taking away a lot of parts. You know, like death and torture and fucking lobotomies.

I've got some good things from coming here, too, but it's still not worth it.

[cahoooooooots]

Yeah, but you came here with way more than I ever had, Strider.

[featheryasshole]

I wouldn't really agree, but whatever. Not interested in arguing about just how much my life sucks.

[cahoooooooots]

Then we won't argue about it. But I'll still think your life has always been better off than mine was.

[featheryasshole]

I wouldn't really know, I have no idea what your life was like. But you didn't see my timeline either, right?

[cahoooooooots]

I don't really care what happened after the timeline split. You grew up with Rose and John and Jade, and you had a lusus that actually wanted to be around you. That's three more things than I ever knew somebody could have.

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, obviously the shittiest parts of my life don't count when we're talking about whether my life was shitty or not. That makes sense.

[cahoooooooots]

I don't know what happened after the timeline split. But I still think you had it better than me, if this is even some kind of depression olympics that we're playing.

[featheryasshole]

I'm not really interested in telling you what happened, so how about I just concede these olympics to you. Hope you're not expecting a medal or something.

[cahoooooooots]

Ugh, whatever. This whole thing was a stupid idea to begin with anyway.

[featheryasshole]

Yeah, you can't really expect people to be happy when you talk about how much you like it here.

[cahoooooooots]

Surprise, I did something without thinking about it again! We are all shocked by this stunning revelation.

[featheryasshole]

Eh, not like it's a big deal anyway. Not even the dumbest thing I've heard here.

[cahoooooooots]

Well, thank god for that, I definitely don't want to win two medals today.

[featheryasshole]

You sure? Even if they were awesome shiny gold medals?

[shiny things are the best.]

[cahoooooooots]

Shiny things are great and all, but it's not really the kind of mood I'm in anymore.

I mean, if you still want to give them to me, I won't say no, but just an FYI.