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[forgodssakeerik]

[have a very worried-looking telepath.]I know there's something very, truly amiss happening here, and I'm not entirely sure I understand it, but ... Something tells me I don't need to

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[notahandbag]

Yeah, no kidding... Oh wait! You're one of them too aren't you?! [Birkin's onto your wily tricks you whippersnapper B(]

/SHAKES FIST

[forgodssakeerik]

...No, but I've certainly no way to prove it.

[notahandbag]

Ah-hah! I'm onto you! Now what're you going to do to lure your victims to your room, huh? Huh!?

[forgodssakeerik]

Please calm yourself, my friend. I'm not planning on anything beyond help. I realize it sounds ...suspicious, but I'm not forcing anyone to come. It's all very much up to you.

[notahandbag]

Oh no, ooooh noooo... You are not tricking me! I'm too smart for this!

[Though the pleasant stranger with the "Are you high?" face doesn't really seem to be too pissed about being caught so maybe...] You're really not trying to hurt anyone?

[forgodssakeerik]

I am really not trying to hurt anyone.

[an apologetic smile.]

My name is Charles. Charles Xavier. What's your name?

[notahandbag]

[Birkin's just going to chalk that up to coincidence for now. His head hurts too much to even consider an alternate possibility.]

Birkin. William Birkin. Doctor William Birkin, actually. And sorry I just tend to get a bit, uh. Paranoid around here.

[forgodssakeerik]

That's quite all right, my friend, I understand. It seems as though you've good reason to be, staying here.

[notahandbag]

Anyone with two brain cells to rub together probably gets pretty paranoid in this place eventually.

aaaadorpdorp

[forgodssakeerik]

It's my goal to stay as unparanoid as possible. I'd very much like to get out in as few pieces as I can.

[notahandbag]

Heh good luck with that. No one gets out of here in one piece.

[forgodssakeerik]

I must try, my friend. I must.