John Watson - Case No. 0027 - [Audio] - The Case of the Confused Doctor

[doctorsoldier]

[The human mind does strange things, filling in memories where there are none just to keep itself together and make itself feel saner than it actually is.  So, while John Watson is use to hospital identification around, say, his wrist, the lack there of and presence of a collar suggests to him that this medical facility has switched tactics.  He doesn't quite approve.  Collars are choking hazards.  Still, having found what looks to be a mobile by his pillow and probably is a call button for the nursing staff, he decides to use this to question why he's here.  Sure, he was just in an explosion, but he feels fine.  He's more curious about Sherlock's status.]

Hello?  I'd like a word with the chief resident for this wing.  I'm not sure why I'm here.  I feel absolutely fine.  This is...

[What room is it?  Where are the medical devices?  Where's his chart?]

...Doctor John Watson's room.