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[cuttlefishcull]

[When the feed clicks on there’s Feferi, rolling her head like she’s getting at a crick in her neck. She seems pretty unperturbed.] Fin-ally! I was wondering when I’d get to go back home for a bit! Everyone else is always glubbing going back and forth. But oh! Jade!

[her face falls a bit] Oh right, Jade…

Anyray! What did I miss? Anything exciting

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[sufferheir]

[GOOD LORD IS HE EVER RELIEVED.]

Oh my fuck, this is excellent. You're the same one and everything, aren't you?

Thank fucking god.

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[cuttlefishcull]

Karkat! [oh man she is so glad you're still here 8( so so glad] Karpkat! Karpkatfish Vantbass!

Hehehe- ok! No more being stupid, I'm glad to see you! I was worried maybe... well, I'm glad Sollux had you here. I never wanted-

Karpkat! How are you, huh?

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[sufferheir]

[He opens his mouth to say something that looks like it will be really important and meaningful when his brain just completely catches on the first part.]

Yeah well the idiot needed someone to - wait.

Karpkat Vantbass? Seriously? Seriously??

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[cuttlefishcull]

Karpkat do you know how great your name is? I can think of like... a million puns! A million Karkatfish! Hehe, well ok actually less than a million but a whale lot, Crabsnack, like the biggest catch ever!

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[sufferheir]

Yeah sure, it's a pretty great name. So great it doesn't even need to be mutilated with fucking fish terminology! Because, you see, what you're doing right here is defiling it.

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[cuttlefishcull]

No ray, I'm making it betta! Duuuuh Karpkat! Which do you like best? I like Karpkat I think, since you carp so much.