Nov 22, 2011 21:57
[Komui comes onscreen in his room, grinning like a man who's had twelve cups of coffee and thought of the perfect joke. Those who know him very well may recognise some of the cheer is put on]
This is a message for any unattached ladies or for any men interested in platonic companionship. If you haven't bid already it's time to splash your Vallors on the hottest property in town!
No, no, not me, though I am still at a bargain price. [He laughs heartily] I'm talking about that hidden gem, Inspector Howard Link.
Ladies, he seems to prefer bad-tempered blondes, but since beggars can't be choosers I'm sure he'd be grateful for any of you. You won't be sorry you chose him! He can cook, he can make polite conversation and if you whisper sweet nothings in his ear he'll turn a charming shade of pink. Gentlemen, this will lead to him punching you after, so only do it if you're into that sort of thing.
Come on now, we don't want him forced to wear a dress by an anonymous prankster for ten measly vallors. If nothing else sells you, don't forget he's your ticket to free food!
c: howard link,
komui lee,
c: allen walker,
c: princess ishtar