Whoever'll make for the funniest story. [shrug. she's unaffected by Lucas' manly charms.] I've already got a matesprit. I have zero stake in this. So why not sow a little chaos?
I don't think you'll get to keep any of it. And if you do, it's sure as hell not going to keep around here. Better eat it fast if you win! No time to appreciate it. Hell, for all you know it's got a slow-acting poison inside it and if you don't eat it immediately it'll kill you.
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Besides, you know if Weatherman were up there you'd be pooping your pantaloons trying to win.
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...Hey, I'm not super embarrassed to admit that. Weird.
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How adorable.
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Tell me how you really feel, Vris. I know my charm is pretty hard to resist.
So who are you raising money for, anyways?
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I only care about a couple of the people on this list, so go ahead and cause troll mayhem or whatever the fuck.
I'm more concerned with the food we'll get and how much of that food I can fit into my stomach and also my shirt to take back.
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Hope you're cool with being friends with a fatty, because that's the only destination this road leads.
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I'll dedicate my fourth dessert and, eventually, my second heart attack to you, dude.
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