Terezi Pyrope ♎ Code of Law: Article 32; Section 65

[sw33t_just1c3]

[Locked to Anyone who is NOT Karkat, 50%]Alright, listen up! Anyone who wants something useful out of their Vallors, here's your chance! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Since Val is so inconsiderate as to not provide decorations for her guests, I will be offering my services

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[cahoooooooots]

Getting kind of greedy, aren't you!
8ut I guess you need the extra cash!
8idding all you had on orange Dave and all.

[sw33t_just1c3]

1 D1D NOT M4K3 TH4T B1D 4ND YOU KNOW 1T! >8|

[cahoooooooots]

8ut it was sent from your facili8erry!
In your font color!

[sw33t_just1c3]

TH4T YOU STOL3!

TH13F!!! >XO

[cahoooooooots]

Please!
Don't 8e so 8lind, seer.

[sw33t_just1c3]

M4YB3 YOU SHOULD OWN UP TO YOUR B1D!
YOU 4ND D4V3 WOULD M4K3 4 LOV3LY COUPL3

[cahoooooooots]

Gross! XXXXO
I already have a m8sprit, jeez, try to keep up!

[sw33t_just1c3]

PL34S3!
W3 BOTH KNOW TH4T TH3R3 4R3 MOR3 QU4DR4NTS TH4N JUST TH4T ON3
1N F4CT 1 4M PR3TTY SUR3 TH3R3 4R3 FOUR!
TH4T 1S WHY TH3Y 4R3 C4LL3D QU4DR4NTS >;]

[cahoooooooots]

Not for humans!
And pro8a8ly not for computers either.
We'd have to ask Sollux a8out that.
SPEAKING of Apple8erry 8last!
He gave me an idea for the party.
It's tomorrow, right?
The second day of the next off week we have.

[sw33t_just1c3]

OF COURS3!
W3 N33D TO ST4RT D3COR4T1NG >:?
TH3S3 WH1T3 W4LLS 4R3 TOO SH1TTY FOR 4NY P4RTY OF OURS

BUT GO 4H34D
WH4T 1S TH1S F4NT4ST1C 1D34???

[cahoooooooots]

I thiiiiiiiink you're familiar with spin the 8ottle.
:::;)

[sw33t_just1c3]

H4H4H4H4 OK4Y
YOU W1N
NO CONV1NC1NG N33D3D!
F1ND US 4 BOTTL3 4ND TH1S W1LL B3 TH3 B3ST P4RTY 3V3R

[cahoooooooots]

Please!
What kind of scourge sister do you take me for?
I have a8out a hundred 8illion 8ottles on hand around here!

The hard part will 8e getting them off hand.
They're all stuck on my fingers, it's very hard to type.

[sw33t_just1c3]

H3H3H3
M4YB3 1 W1LL H4V3 TO COM3 OV3R TH3R3 4ND PRY TH3M OFF MYS3LF
1 W1LL TRY MY V3RY H4RD3ST TO L34V3 YOUR F1NG3RS 1NT4CT

BY TH3 W4Y
C4N YOU DO M3 4 F4VOR 4ND R3TR4CT TH4T B1D ON D4V3 >:?

[cahoooooooots]

You're so kind and nice and graaaaaaaacious!
I sure am glad I spent my time making up with you.
Now that trying your very hardest is the 8est you can do!

Whyyyyyyyy?
Something come up all of a sudden????????
Do tell. :::;D

[sw33t_just1c3]

TURNS OUT H3 H4S H1S F34TH3RY H34RT S3T ON SOM3ON3 3LS3S B1D!
1M4G1N3 TH4T
SO 1F YOU WOULD K1NDLY T4K3 B4CK YOUR LUCR4T1V3 W4G3R
1 C4N GO 4BOUT COLL3CT1NG MY COOLK1D D4NC3
4S 4 R3W4RD FOR MY CH1V4LRY >8P