Terezi Pyrope ♎ Code of Law: Article 32; Section 65

Nov 20, 2011 20:28

[Locked to Anyone who is NOT Karkat, 50%]Alright, listen up! Anyone who wants something useful out of their Vallors, here's your chance! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Since Val is so inconsiderate as to not provide decorations for her guests, I will be offering my services ( Read more... )

c: patchouli knowledge, c: sakuya izayoi, c: vriska serket, c: remilia scarlet, c: sollux captor, terezi pyrope

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indevilsclaws November 21 2011, 02:10:28 UTC
So if I give you 25 of these things, you'd draw basically anything for me?

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sw33t_just1c3 November 21 2011, 02:11:47 UTC
Yes! Anything you want.

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indevilsclaws November 21 2011, 02:34:02 UTC
Your best interpretation of Patchy.

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sw33t_just1c3 November 21 2011, 02:58:14 UTC
Coming right up!

[She cuts the feed..... and then returns about three minutes later. To produce this.]

Done! You may come to Suite 7A to fork over your Vallors and retrieve your masterpiece.

...Unless you want to request more!

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1/3 indevilsclaws November 21 2011, 03:02:42 UTC
2/3 indevilsclaws November 21 2011, 03:03:45 UTC
[NOT SURE IF TROLLING

NOT SURE IF LEGITIMATELY BAD ARTIST]

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done indevilsclaws November 21 2011, 03:05:20 UTC
[EXCUSE HER WHILE SHE DOUBLES OVER IN LAUGHTER.]

Wonderful. Wonderful. I'll be there in a sec.

[And she is. In bat form. She's got the vallors in her mouth.]

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[in person!] sw33t_just1c3 November 21 2011, 03:47:36 UTC
[Oh hello there. Terezi is busy scribbling more things in her suiteblock, but she lifts her head and sniffs at the bat's presence.]

I'm going to assume you're here for this! [She's only had one art commission so far. She holds the picture up to the bat, holding out her other hand for the vallors.]

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indevilsclaws November 21 2011, 03:51:13 UTC
[She deposits the vallors into Terezi's hand, but then morphs back into her humanoid form.]

Naturally.

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sw33t_just1c3 November 25 2011, 21:35:29 UTC
[Sweet, delicious money. She pockets them , still holding out the picture to Remilia.]

You chose a fine subject for ironic rendering. Patchouli is positively ridiculous.

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indevilsclaws November 26 2011, 07:58:40 UTC
[She plunks the picture out of Terezi's hand, still giggling at the sight of it.]

And I must say, you did a fine job.

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patchworkwisdom November 21 2011, 03:39:43 UTC
I want it put on the record that I drink out of a teacup and not a beerstein.

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sw33t_just1c3 November 21 2011, 03:45:32 UTC
Teacup. Beerstein. What does it matter? You've already had your lips all over Eridan, so it doesn't matter what you put them on after that!

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indevilsclaws November 21 2011, 03:49:06 UTC
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t-t-threadjack lunardialled November 21 2011, 03:49:19 UTC
...I will pay you to keep you from drawing this.

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sw33t_just1c3 November 21 2011, 04:09:31 UTC
Whoops, too late! [The most ridiculous grin goes here.]

But I guess I could agree to part with it!

For the right fee.

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