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Emilia Galmar [audio]

Nov 09, 2011 20:20

[Emilia's voice is high pitched and panicked]

There's a man's part in my room! Someone get it out now!

Oh God, it's been rotting in my drawer since reset. I can't believe they hid it there!

c: tyki mikk, c: barbara gordon, c: badou nails, c: alma karma, c: bucky barnes, c: gabriel, c: suki, emilia galmar, c: chie satonaka

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[video] woops, sorry for the edit, I can't do words hung_garian November 9 2011, 20:55:56 UTC

[All the amusement. All of it. And just a hint of a wince, 'cause dude, rotting.]

A man's 'part', huh? Could you be just a tad more specific 'bout which 'part' we're talking here? 'Cause as far as I'm aware everyone here has a part missing this week, and I promised a guy I'd look out for his. And I'd just hate to think I'd missed a chance to find him his lost extremity.

[audio] no worries! killer_kick November 9 2011, 21:15:11 UTC

It's a [She can't bring herself to say it] a part only men have.

[video] hung_garian November 9 2011, 21:20:43 UTC

[Just look at this expression. How could he possibly be anything but entirely innocent?]

You have a rotting Adam's apple in your room?

Re: [video] killer_kick November 9 2011, 21:31:18 UTC

That's not what I meant and you know it!

[She's taken a turn for the annoyed. That innocence doesn't fool her any more]

[video] hung_garian November 9 2011, 21:43:06 UTC

Then I'm sorry, I haven't a clue which part you could possibly mean. [He keeps up the innocent act for all of ten more seconds, before he can't hold the grin back.] Well, whatever it is, you probably oughtta put it on ice or something before it starts growing toadstools.

Re: [video] killer_kick November 9 2011, 21:52:59 UTC

I'm not going to touch it again, let alone keep it. If Tyki doesn't claim it I'm throwing it out of my room.

[video] hung_garian November 9 2011, 22:00:32 UTC

If Tyki doesn't claim it, can I? You wouldn't believe how many uses I can think of for it just off of the top of my head.

[video] killer_kick November 9 2011, 22:08:21 UTC

[Gabriel earns a look of horror and disgust for that remark]

I'm not helping you in yo perversions.

[video] hung_garian November 9 2011, 22:14:17 UTC

Aw, c'mon, wouldn't you like to see the look on Dean's face when he wakes up to it under his pillow? Or in the shower?

[That's right! For once, he didn't mean... what she might have assumed. Even he has his limits. ]

[video] killer_kick November 9 2011, 22:18:49 UTC

I don't want to see that filthy man at either of those times.

[video] hung_garian November 9 2011, 22:25:07 UTC

Now, agree though I really, truly do with the sentiment, is that any way to talk about the Righteous Man (TM)? The Messiah? The, dare I say it, second coming of Christ, praise be et cetera?

[...not that Dean is actually either of those last two, but whatever.]

[video] killer_kick November 9 2011, 22:44:48 UTC

[Staaaaaaaaaaaaaare. On the one hand, this is the Messenger of God. On the other, this is Gabriel]

That's a terrible joke, Gabriel.

[video] hung_garian November 9 2011, 22:51:18 UTC

If that was meant to be a joke I'd have given it a much better punchline.

[video] killer_kick November 9 2011, 22:57:16 UTC

He's not the Messiah, he likes magazines filled with nude Oriental ladies.

[video] hung_garian November 9 2011, 23:01:04 UTC

Very Monty Python; I like it. But hey, who am I to judge? I'm an archangel and I gotta say, I'm pretty fond of those magazines too.

[video] killer_kick November 9 2011, 23:05:03 UTC

[She's never going to able to reconcile those facts]

That doesn't surprise me.

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