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Lucas Lee • Take 35 • Video

Nov 02, 2011 19:12

[The saddest movie star of all time is staring into the camera. Just his face is visible, his eyes full of tears--but not crying. Just glassy.]

No one is safe.

[Lucas backs up to show off his full head of green hair, including green stubble, green eyebrows...and...it can be assumed...that all other hair on his body is bright green.]I don't think ( Read more... )

c: kenzi, c: ramona flowers, lucas lee, c: grell sutcliffe, c: todd ingram, c: matthew patel

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onteamdyson November 3 2011, 00:21:27 UTC

.... All? All of--

[She can't brain enough as it is, Lucas! Jeeze.]

bbcarrotcooler November 3 2011, 00:33:57 UTC

...like a--

Like that cat.

onteamdyson November 3 2011, 00:47:36 UTC

Cat?! Where?! What...

Cat's green-- aren't green. Lucas! Cats... your everywhere?! Is-- your... green everywhere?! [Talking is hard. Kenzi just pouts.]

bbcarrotcooler November 3 2011, 00:57:06 UTC

No--not...not here. From Austin Powers. Dr. Evil's....remember? No hair.

[Lucas's eyes grow wide. He didn't think about that. So, he undoes his fly and looks down--all of camera, of course. His eyes somehow manage to get even wider.]

...Kenzi.

You know when...when people say...like they call it....a bush?

[JACKED BECAUSE IT HAD TO BE] myfieryballs November 3 2011, 01:00:18 UTC

OH MY GOD.

DON'T...TALK TO HER ABOUT YOUR BUSH!!!

skgdj onteamdyson November 3 2011, 01:04:06 UTC

FUCK-- ... F-FUCK OFF.... Patel?

SHUT! up.

myfieryballs November 3 2011, 01:05:37 UTC

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!!?!?

G-GO AWAY!!! NO!!! I HATE YOU!!!

onteamdyson November 3 2011, 01:07:08 UTC

YOU'LL ... you'll ruin... everything. You ... f-face!? Face wrecks-- ... BONERS! GEE EFF OH TEE.

myfieryballs November 3 2011, 01:09:30 UTC

RUIN WHAT?!??!?

...

[/Peeeeeering at you.]

That...that isn't a word!!!!! GFOT?!?? Guffott!??!

......

...A-ARE YOU TRYING TO CALL ME S-SOME...SOME SLUR?!?!?

bbcarrotcooler November 3 2011, 01:04:37 UTC

Why are you yelling???

myfieryballs November 3 2011, 01:06:14 UTC

DON'T D-DO THAT!!! THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE!!!

I'M YELLING BECAUSE I WANT TO YELL!!!

bbcarrotcooler November 3 2011, 01:12:27 UTC

Duh. That's why they're called privates.

[He chuckles.]

myfieryballs November 3 2011, 01:13:52 UTC

....P-privates are in this year.

...Heehee.

bbcarrotcooler November 3 2011, 01:16:24 UTC

Haha. Totally.

In my pants.

myfieryballs November 3 2011, 01:19:15 UTC

.......

...Keep them there okay??? Don't...don't go off and...

.....D-don't.

bbcarrotcooler November 3 2011, 01:23:43 UTC

Well it's not like they're going anywhere. Geeze.

You get so upset sometimes.

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