Hit Girl//25th Willful Testament//Video
Alright. [She sighs] So you're probably gonna be all braindead, girl, but listen up.
You're Mindy Macready. You are also Hit Girl. No, you did not come up with the name and it is not stupid. Everything you need is hidden in the room. They tell me you do whatever you're ordered now, so I'm ordering you, bitch, so listen up.
You're wearing armor, don't take it off. The sword in the corner has a switch on the handle, anything in a lab coat or a white mask comes through that door I want you to turn the switch on and stab it. If everything else fails, look under the bed. Pull the pin out, throw the other part, and cover your head. If someone comes in and they aren't a doctor or a killer robot or whatever, don't do that.
[She holds her head, looking back into the camera, a little less distant this time.]
Sorry about that. Thought it might be a good plan to leave some instructions to me if I wake up not me any more. We're supposed to be like... following orders and stuff, right? So it might work.
[She fidgets]
I suck at goodbyes. But if you're a friend I got in this place, I hope you don't have a shitty life as a braindead zombie person.
[She hits the camera, trying to turn it off, but it records one last snippet as she turns away]
look on the bright side, maybe I'll get to see daddy again. I'll probably wind up wherever he did.
You're Mindy Macready. You are also Hit Girl. No, you did not come up with the name and it is not stupid. Everything you need is hidden in the room. They tell me you do whatever you're ordered now, so I'm ordering you, bitch, so listen up.
You're wearing armor, don't take it off. The sword in the corner has a switch on the handle, anything in a lab coat or a white mask comes through that door I want you to turn the switch on and stab it. If everything else fails, look under the bed. Pull the pin out, throw the other part, and cover your head. If someone comes in and they aren't a doctor or a killer robot or whatever, don't do that.
[She holds her head, looking back into the camera, a little less distant this time.]
Sorry about that. Thought it might be a good plan to leave some instructions to me if I wake up not me any more. We're supposed to be like... following orders and stuff, right? So it might work.
[She fidgets]
I suck at goodbyes. But if you're a friend I got in this place, I hope you don't have a shitty life as a braindead zombie person.
[She hits the camera, trying to turn it off, but it records one last snippet as she turns away]
look on the bright side, maybe I'll get to see daddy again. I'll probably wind up wherever he did.