JACK NOIR ==> [AUDIO] sixty one
[still sounds a little hoarse from soaking in acid for several hours but besides that he sounds just as bitter and irritated as usual]
...Any medics available right now? [cough cough
Awkward Jack is awkward at asking for help. His poor, poor pride.
Quick, this post needs a distraction from medicrequests!]
Alright. This has been bugging the fuck out of me since I got stuck here, so someone explain this shit to me.
I'm always seeing people go on about how many years they've done something or how old they are and stupid shit like that, and I still don't fucking get it! Why the fuck does it matter if you're a bunch of numbers older than some other asshole? Why would you even waste time counting that?
Am I missing something here, 'cause no one ever bothered with any bullshit like that on my planet, and we never ran into any stupid time-related problems like you all seem to think would happen.
[ageless immortal chesspiece alien is confuse guys, what is aging even???]
...Any medics available right now? [cough cough
Awkward Jack is awkward at asking for help. His poor, poor pride.
Quick, this post needs a distraction from medicrequests!]
Alright. This has been bugging the fuck out of me since I got stuck here, so someone explain this shit to me.
I'm always seeing people go on about how many years they've done something or how old they are and stupid shit like that, and I still don't fucking get it! Why the fuck does it matter if you're a bunch of numbers older than some other asshole? Why would you even waste time counting that?
Am I missing something here, 'cause no one ever bothered with any bullshit like that on my planet, and we never ran into any stupid time-related problems like you all seem to think would happen.
[ageless immortal chesspiece alien is confuse guys, what is aging even???]