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8th Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Video

Oct 14, 2011 16:39

[The most distressed face. He has it.]

Someone tell me when this week fucking ends. I'm just going to try and sleep through the rest of it, fucking shit. This week is fucking terrible.

Mud everywhere. Seriously. It's so fucking disgusting. I'm sick of it. I can't get anywhere or do anything without the chance of getting mud on myself. Fucking ( Read more... )

conrad achenleck, c: yami bakura

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[Video] azrthmtrnznthos October 14 2011, 21:44:02 UTC

It could still be worse; at least the showers are not pouring mud on us, unlike the week EVERY drop of liquid was a form of alcohol...that was fun.

[Snarky-sarcasm. Always a good thing.]

[Video] bit_awuss October 15 2011, 11:21:15 UTC

Fuck that. At least even if you don't shower, you're not fucking covered in mud.

You'd have to be goddamn stupid to take a shower in alcohol.

This is fucking worst. This shit is everywhere and you can't get around it. Aren't there any smart people in this shithole sometimes?

Re: [Video] azrthmtrnznthos October 15 2011, 16:13:37 UTC

The problem with the alcohol was it was everywhere except in any stores of water we'd had saved in our rooms. Alcohol poisoning isn't exactly fun.

[Ok, yes, she'll smirk now.]

We have a lot of smartasses, does that count?

[Video] bit_awuss October 15 2011, 20:26:53 UTC

Except everyone and their mom probably stores water in this shithole.

Smartasses aren't always all that fucking smart. I would know. I've met enough of those fuckers to fill two lifetimes.

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denyamenti October 14 2011, 22:24:35 UTC

[ the completely disproportionate ire at the mud earns Conrad a smarmy laugh ]

You say that like you've never gotten dirty before.

bit_awuss October 15 2011, 11:22:33 UTC

[Oh go suck it. BC He doesn't want to hear it.]

I don't like getting dirty. If other people want to get dirty, fine by me. I don't want that shit.

denyamenti October 15 2011, 16:11:02 UTC

[ in a nasally mocking voice ]

"I don't like getting dirty."

bit_awuss October 15 2011, 20:27:22 UTC

Are you just here to be a little shit? Because that's what it seems like.

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the_daybreak October 15 2011, 01:02:24 UTC

... eaten?

bit_awuss October 15 2011, 11:22:56 UTC

Some fucking owl tried to eat me.

Or it harassed the shit out of me at the very least.

the_daybreak October 15 2011, 16:07:36 UTC

... As you are?

[Conrad seems too big to him to be able to be eaten by a simple owl.]

bit_awuss October 15 2011, 20:27:48 UTC

Oh fuck no.

I...

Oh I can turn into a bat. Vampire shit apparently.

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onteamdyson October 15 2011, 01:55:33 UTC

H-haha... ha...

Maybe you should stick with me when you're a bat until we figure out where that owl came from.

[doodoodooooo, most innocent.]

bit_awuss October 15 2011, 11:24:00 UTC

I might fucking as well.

The last fucking thing I want to do is wake up from being dead and realized someone's pet owl from hell decided that I was a tasty snack. I just wanted to go around for a little bit. Why is it so hard to do shit here?!

[audio] myfieryballs October 15 2011, 07:31:05 UTC

I, uh. I think whoever owned that owl was terminated, or something. I mean...I found him just...sort of laying around in the mud. I don't think anybody who owned him would just let him get stuck like that. So it's...d-don't be too hard on him. Seriously.

If nobody claims him, I'll find him and try to train him not to chase you if he's bothering you, alright?

[audio] bit_awuss October 15 2011, 11:25:34 UTC

I'm not out to kill the fucking thing or anything. I just don't want to be the next dinner for some feathery asshole because I decided that flying was so much more convenient then wading through mud.

Whatever. Just. It's not your fucking problem. I'm just waiting for this shit to end so I can actually touch the ground and not land in a sea of mud.