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[onteamdyson]

I don't see why all you girls are freaking out. It's just mud. MAN UP! Stop being pussies. Holy balls!

[Her hoodie is splattered and her boots are caked with the stuff. Kenzi-badger just don't give a fuck. There's even mud on her face!]Does anyone have any pain killers left? Nothing crazy strong, just regular junk... it's not for me. Let me know

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[couldbdangerous]

I gather painkillers are in short supply after last week. I manufactured some morphine for John recently and if you are very persuasive you may be able to convince him to part with some of it, but I'd not be optimistic.

Or there's the heroin, but I suspect that qualifies as 'crazy strong'.

[In Person for Sherlock]

[doctorsoldier]

[John likes to think that he's entitled to leaning against Sherlock, wrapping his arms around him, or nuzzling the back of his neck while they're alone. That extends to reading over his shoulder AND the subsequent:]

You are not giving Kenzi heroine!

[In Person]

[couldbdangerous]

She says it's not for her.

[Somehow this makes it better? Maybe?]

[In Person]

[doctorsoldier]

We're not giving anyone heroine. You said you can change it back into morphine, right? There's still some codeine here. Who needs it?

[bbcarrotcooler]

i was totally proud of you for taking care of yourself until i saw that the medicine wasnt for you

you look good with a little mud

can i start calling you pigpen

[onteamdyson]

Only if you carry around a blanket and I can call you Linus.

I don't care how tough you want to act, you're taking something for the pain and that is basically the end of that. Got it, swiss cheese?

[bbcarrotcooler]

wha whah wha
that was a trumpet noise

im not doing that because i dont need to
what happened to all those other ppl who you said needed help?
give it to them

im fine
no swiss

[onteamdyson]

YOU WERE ONE OF THE PEOPLE I MEANT! I will force feed you this junk, I am not even kidding. I will put it in my mouth, get up in your grill, and friggen regurgitate it into you like a mama friggen bird and you will LIKE IT and deal with it! You got that, mr. Lee?

[In Person]

[bit_awuss]

[Guess who hasn't left his bed since mud week started. This poor sap.]

Kenzi? Fuck. Fuck. Kenzi. It's everywhere. All this mud. How th-How do you get around in this shit. It's so gross. Oh my god. I'm not leaving this shit all week. KENZIIIII. [THE SADDEST VAMPIRE.]

[In Person]

[onteamdyson]

CONNIE! CALM YOUR VAMPY TITS! You just stay up on the freakin' top bunk and I will keep the mud away from your fragile complexion. Deal?

[She is totally laughing, this is so adorable.]

[In Person] I need a Conbat icon man.

[bit_awuss]

I don't want to stay in here. Not that anyone in the rec room is probably clean at this point. What the fuck am I supposed to do? I can't even get to the table. I think.

Fuck. [Suddenly your roommate is a bat Kenzi. A bat...with glasses no less. Staring over the edge of the bed with all his unsures.]

[In Person] you so do!

[onteamdyson]

..................... I totally forgot you could do that. Okay, where do you want to go? Hop on!

[She pushes her hood off her head and points to her clean hair. Only Kenzi would let her roomie in bat form perch on her head. Perch? Do bats perch? Whatever. This is happening.]

To the rec room!?

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[myfieryballs]

...Oh Christ. Whatever it is, seriously...I doubt I need it.

[But he can't help but be curious.]

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[onteamdyson]

YOU SO NEED IT! Trust me. I'm helping.

[Oh god, Matty, you're doomed.]

Okay so you're awake? and stuff? In your room? I will be there so freaking soon. I'm totally leaving. Right now.

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[myfieryballs]

Y-yes, I'm in my room. It's kind of hard to go anywhere with all of this stupid fucking mud everywhere, and I'm still sort of not used to not being able to see.

Ugh.

Can you at least be useful and bring me some food or something? I haven't really been able to go and get anything.

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[onteamdyson]

Uuuuummmmmmmm sure. Need water, too? I think I have some candy leftover from Wonderland, too... Gotta check.

OKAY see you soon.

[Really soon. A few minutes later, she's trekking through the mud and flinging open Matthew's door, just letting herself in. He can't see it, but she's got a mud-splattered bag over her shoulder. She shoves a food bar in his hand and sets her bag on the desk]

I am totally here. I brought you a pyramid of disgusting food bars and a bunch of lollipops and water... AND my secret something.

[video]

[kiss0gram]

Been having some fun, have we?

[video]

[onteamdyson]

I'm not gonna let a little wet dirt stop me from doing what I do.

It's not like I have any one-of-a-kind fashion treasures that will get ruined.

[video]

[kiss0gram]

There's no real way around it. [Amy's been trudging through the mud, as well. Her jeans are caked with mud up above her knees and the seat of her pants are stained dark from a few ungraceful slips. And even though everything she wears gets muddy, she's been wearing clothes that cover as much skin as possible. No need to show off her trap wounds too much.]

Come up with any fun ways to use all this mud to our advantage? [A mischievous smile.]

[video]

[onteamdyson]

Other than messing with dudes? Nope.

[A matching smile. These two really shouldn't be allowed near each other.] So you wanna mess with some dudes?