A Psychic Team Up [Audio] Lili Zanotto & Sasha Nein
[The audio feed starts with shaky breathing, the scritch of fingers across the faciliberry's smooth surface. Lili's voice speaks up, filling the heavy silence, she sounding small.] Can we get a medic at suite 30? Please? We- need one.
Lili. [Its Sasha, his voice is wavering a little. He sounds weak.] I am sure my own abilities will allow me to heal up soon and stay still so I can get these bandages onto you.
Shut up, Sasha. [Lili is using her best disapproving voice- be it a tired shaky one.] If you try to get out of seeing a healer- I'll- sic Milla and Eddie on you.
Thats not much of a threat. [he sighs.] There is no need to worry about it, it's only a flesh wound.
It is- since they'd nag you to death. [Truth, she speaks it.] I will punch you if you keep saying stupid stuff like that. Make your head- square instead of a rectangle. [Being tired, wounded and panicked does little to help Lili's insults.]
Calm down. Breath. Lets get you cleaned up.
I am breathing, as seen by the rise and fall of my chest. [Lili, now is not time for sarcasm.] You're the more injured one. So- get help first.
Look. I'm healing. Slowly but surely.
Look, you're wasting energy and making yourself worse. [The hollow quiet sound of a hand hitting something is easy to hear. Lili offering Sasha a useless hit to the knee. Her voice wobbling in places still.] Talking reason to you is like trying to explain physics to grass.
It would help if you had a better understanding of physics, and grass has been pretty dumb to start off with.
I understand physics just fine. [No she doesn't. Lili is just giving a huff in response.] Which is what I'm saying. You're dumb, dumb as grass. So- accept help. Because it's coming.
Everyone else is dealing with other injuries. It's only my body, and it has been run through the ranks already. So let me finish up then I will get someone to help me.
[Lili just manages an increasingly more frustrated sound in response.] I- wish you would just stop being everyone's martyr for once. Because everyone else is injured doesn't mean you matter less. [Her words are practically hissed cursing for once.] Just- fuck most of those idiots. They're useless and taking up oxygen.
Language. [Sasha says this cooly.] And everyone has something they contribute to the whole. If anyone has been wasting oxygen lately, it is myself. I think we all know I have been on a downward slope for the past 6-7 months. [Because, quite honestly, he has grown tired. Depressed. Anger without the enthusiasm he once held to try and get out of here.]
What-ever. [There is shuffling, Lili reaching out to grab onto Sasha. Awkward hugs commence.] Shut up. You dummy. You're one of the few people who are worth anything in this dump. So shut up.
...Lets just get you patched up, then I will talk to someone about getting healed. [He knows Tsunade doesn't like blood. So he will try and avoid showing her.]
[Lili has to give a little sniffle. Clinging to Sasha apparently makes her act like the twelve year old she is and get teary] You had better.
I will, so don't worry, alright?
...Fine. But- if you lied to me I will set you on fire. [Not an idle threat. No sir.]
Won't be the first time it has happened to me.
Your dumbness just naturally attracts fire. [She's sniffling still, apparently having forgotten about the fact the faciliberry is on. Yelling at Sasha is a lot of work you see.]
Lili. [Its Sasha, his voice is wavering a little. He sounds weak.] I am sure my own abilities will allow me to heal up soon and stay still so I can get these bandages onto you.
Shut up, Sasha. [Lili is using her best disapproving voice- be it a tired shaky one.] If you try to get out of seeing a healer- I'll- sic Milla and Eddie on you.
Thats not much of a threat. [he sighs.] There is no need to worry about it, it's only a flesh wound.
It is- since they'd nag you to death. [Truth, she speaks it.] I will punch you if you keep saying stupid stuff like that. Make your head- square instead of a rectangle. [Being tired, wounded and panicked does little to help Lili's insults.]
Calm down. Breath. Lets get you cleaned up.
I am breathing, as seen by the rise and fall of my chest. [Lili, now is not time for sarcasm.] You're the more injured one. So- get help first.
Look. I'm healing. Slowly but surely.
Look, you're wasting energy and making yourself worse. [The hollow quiet sound of a hand hitting something is easy to hear. Lili offering Sasha a useless hit to the knee. Her voice wobbling in places still.] Talking reason to you is like trying to explain physics to grass.
It would help if you had a better understanding of physics, and grass has been pretty dumb to start off with.
I understand physics just fine. [No she doesn't. Lili is just giving a huff in response.] Which is what I'm saying. You're dumb, dumb as grass. So- accept help. Because it's coming.
Everyone else is dealing with other injuries. It's only my body, and it has been run through the ranks already. So let me finish up then I will get someone to help me.
[Lili just manages an increasingly more frustrated sound in response.] I- wish you would just stop being everyone's martyr for once. Because everyone else is injured doesn't mean you matter less. [Her words are practically hissed cursing for once.] Just- fuck most of those idiots. They're useless and taking up oxygen.
Language. [Sasha says this cooly.] And everyone has something they contribute to the whole. If anyone has been wasting oxygen lately, it is myself. I think we all know I have been on a downward slope for the past 6-7 months. [Because, quite honestly, he has grown tired. Depressed. Anger without the enthusiasm he once held to try and get out of here.]
What-ever. [There is shuffling, Lili reaching out to grab onto Sasha. Awkward hugs commence.] Shut up. You dummy. You're one of the few people who are worth anything in this dump. So shut up.
...Lets just get you patched up, then I will talk to someone about getting healed. [He knows Tsunade doesn't like blood. So he will try and avoid showing her.]
[Lili has to give a little sniffle. Clinging to Sasha apparently makes her act like the twelve year old she is and get teary] You had better.
I will, so don't worry, alright?
...Fine. But- if you lied to me I will set you on fire. [Not an idle threat. No sir.]
Won't be the first time it has happened to me.
Your dumbness just naturally attracts fire. [She's sniffling still, apparently having forgotten about the fact the faciliberry is on. Yelling at Sasha is a lot of work you see.]