wait, let me count out twenty-seven of these things ♏ video

[cahoooooooots]

[oh, look at that. who's this fine specimen in a bright orange winged hoodie? well, all that's on screen right now is the horns. but after a moment the familiar face of Vriska Serket appears in full on the screen. and "in full" means without an eyepatch. she's close enough to show off the seven-pupilled eye that used to be under the patch. when she pulls back to show off more of the ensemble, the robotic arm that she used to have just plain isn't there anymore. she's all troll, baby.]

Well it's about damn time I got rewarded for something around here! I didn't know there were any quest beds but trust me if I find one I'll let aaaaaaaall of you know. Why should I be the only one getting to go god tier?

Hey. Hey, assholes. [she looks way too excited, and laughs a little as she pulls her hood down off her hair.] I'm gonna go out into the hallway. Ask me how long it is.