[002 + Video] DCI Gene Hunt

[alwaystheguv]

[Its taken about 20 minutes to get this damn device to co-operate but needs must! Gene has a question of absolutely vital importance and he can't find Sammy anywhere to ask him. He still hasn't quite gotten used to using video so enjoy a shot of half his face a little too close up - one day he'll get the hang of it.]All right, I have no idea how

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[hydeforareason]

[It's been days since Sam's seen Gene after they had their little blow up over beds. After seeing that crazy monster in one of the rooms, though, Sam's been keeping an eye on the network. And seeing Gene's...and the chatter about his video, just makes him laugh. Laugh at his agony!]

Think of it as a diet, Guv.

[Sam might be wearing one of Gene's shirts. He hasn't had access to his closet since Monday. He's needed to change!]

[alwaystheguv]

Either be productive or shut it!

[Oh Sam, look at the state of your room in the background. The bed is a mess and alllll over the floor. And Gene looks content enough to wait for Sam to get his arse in here. Which he will eventually because Gene can't be arsed to get up. Depression and lack of alcohol does that >: he is such a tortured soul.]

Just help me find stuff to make a descent drink. Made wine once... made Chris sick off work for a month but it was damn good.

[A small beat of a pause.]

... Are you wearing my shirt?

[hydeforareason]

[Sam's eyes widen. He couldn't give a crap about Gene's shirt right now, or the way the sleeves cover his hands.]

What're you doin' to my stuff?!

[The shake of the camera means that Sam's coming over. Well that was fast!]

[alwaystheguv]

Oh you know, the usual. Took a piss in your wardrobe, kicked the bed stuff off the bed cause it was doing my head in. Broke some stuff in the process.

[He's lying-- well, no he did push the bed stuff off but other than that, he was just trying to tease Sam. And it looked like he succeed. Aww, bless you. Run Sammy run!]

[hydeforareason]

You did not piss in my closet!

[It was a hope at least! And there was the Manc Kitten in Gene's stupid green shirt (because yes, he'd kept it with him in the move to London, though Sam was a bit shocked to find mostly white and block shirts in his collection) and his own boxers. Really now?]

[alwaystheguv]

[Gene just had to stare because great-- now everyone probably thought they were shagging or something. People were going to think he was a right poncy git and he didn't want that. He had a reputation... perhaps.]

Wear you're own clothes ... and next time I will. Stop being such a girl. And shut the door, someone might see you!

[hydeforareason]

You. Stole. My. Clothes!

[Each word is punctuated with a growl and a karate chop to the air with both hands.]

[alwaystheguv]

I did not! You stole mine. You're wearing mine right now, I'm not wearing yours.

[Oh Sam you can flail and chop the air all you like, Gene will just give you a shove and there goes your manhood as you tumble. Sorry little buddy!]

[hydeforareason]

[He's not little where it counts, fat man! Still, there goes Sam, shoved against the door. Ouch.]

What am I meant to wear then if you've taken over my room!?

[alwaystheguv]

[Pfft, he's not overweight, he just bulky? And he likes food, at least he doesn't have the body of a 14 year old girl!]

I did not. We were sharing and you stormed off in a huff. Course of kept some clothes.

[hydeforareason]

[What fourteen year old girl has muscles like these?!]

We were not sharin'! You conducted a 'ostile takeover!

[alwaystheguv]

[Muscles? Don't make Gene laugh.]

We're room-mates, safety in numbers... get over it already and lets have breakfast.

[hydeforareason]

[... Seriously? 'Mates' again? Just like that? Well, actually, yeah, that's what usually happens.]

... Ration bar or ration bar?

[alwaystheguv]

Ration bar.

[He doesn't look happy, its not like bacon. Or steak. Or a lovely full English. Nope, its just-- well, nothingness.]

Yours taste like anything nice?

[hydeforareason]

I'm pretendin' it's like a granola bar.

[With lovely strawberry filling. Because otherwise, this is just awful!]

[alwaystheguv]

What's that? Some sort of bear?

[He's thinking Koala... yeah. Well, no one ever said he was an expert.]