JACK NOIR ==> [AUDIO] fifty eight

[hesalreadyhere]

[Today Jack sounds terrible, like he's been, say, feverish and vomiting bacon and peanutbutter for the last hour or so. Suite-34-mates, I hope none of you needed to use the bathroom today.]

Ram. Whisky, bathroom. PleaseSprite-Jade don't fucking eat that bacon, it's some kind of trap

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[stubborn_throes]

You were threatening once.
I'm sure of it.

Though I'd be lying if I said this twenty-odd league drop-off isn't a little entertaining.

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[hesalreadyhere]

shup up
im so fuckn threatenisng
you ahev no issae

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[stubborn_throes]

Issae's are certainly not something of a commodity, you've got that right.

Did you snake an old moldy roll from the steel-tight jaws of a plastic bag and find that it wasn't quite everything your apparently less-than-astute snout had expected?

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[hesalreadyhere]

no taht was
ids
ideas
there\
fuck

it wax fine
it sidnt kill me befor re
someone tatmpered with my bacon
i saw it

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[stubborn_throes]

Had I known that the glaring sunder in your armor was a bacon strip caked in epichach, I probably wouldn't have bothered with that whole black rain of the woegothic thing.

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[hesalreadyhere]

oh right
taht
i wanted tos ay
im kin a sorry i guess
you werent taht bad acyaklly
actualy
fuck
you know
anyway yeah soryabout the whole murdering yoiu thing
probaly wont happen again

shit this sounded betterin my head

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[stubborn_throes]

You've certainly developed quite a way with words, haven't you?

That said, I still don't forgive you for killing our parents.

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[hesalreadyhere]

yeah thats
not realy surpsirng
but now noone can sy i didnt tryy
fuck yea i win

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[stubborn_throes]

[Facepalm. This is most certainly a completely different creature than the one who ran her through with a sword, that's for sure. She does her best to push her disdain into the back of her head.]

You should be very proud of yourself.
I'm certain this is an immeasurable step forward on your path towards total rehabilitation.

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[hesalreadyhere]

the fuck is that supposed to mean

[Fuck that, why couldn't he just redirect all his murderous urges at Accelerator other people instead? That was a way better plan. It had more stabbing in it.]