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JACK NOIR ==> [AUDIO] fifty eight

Sep 27, 2011 23:52

[Today Jack sounds terrible, like he's been, say, feverish and vomiting bacon and peanutbutter for the last hour or so. Suite-34-mates, I hope none of you needed to use the bathroom today.]

Ram. Whisky, bathroom. PleaseSprite-Jade don't fucking eat that bacon, it's some kind of trap ( Read more... )

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[Video] doctor_scratch September 28 2011, 04:29:21 UTC

Really, Jack? Was eating clearly rancid bacon such a good idea? And here I thought you were such a powerful being.

I suppose your dog half got the better of you. Ha ha, hee hee, hoo hoo~

[Video] hesalreadyhere September 28 2011, 04:51:23 UTC

[have a video of the bathroom ceiling and one of Jack's wings, which is covering most of the video. His voice still has that toilet-echo.]

Fuck you Scratch, you don't even have a fucking face.

When I'm not dying I'm gonna fucking kill you. I know where you sleep.

[Video] doctor_scratch September 28 2011, 05:02:15 UTC

Oh come now, Jack. Can't you take a little joke? I'm not trying to form enemies here, only offer a little advice.

Try and make sure the carapace side is what's in control, it'll keep you from eating everything rancid you come across~ I mean, if you look at me, I am but a humble cue ball. And yet I don't succumb to the great urge to be whacked in the head with a stick and knocked into other billiards.

That was another joke, by the way, I don't have any such urges.

[Video] hesalreadyhere September 28 2011, 05:28:40 UTC

[this time he just sticks his arm over to flip him off

fuck you scratch HE IS SO IN CONTROL HERE THAT BACON WAS FINE

and then glorious vomsounds]

[Video] doctor_scratch September 28 2011, 12:11:48 UTC

[Scratch is audibly chuckling at Jack's antics.]

Ha ha~ This really is quite entertaining, you know. Oh sweet irony, that the one strength you possess, your ring, has also become a downfall. A weakness. It's a good thing you didn't get into any chocolate, Jack, I believe you'd be doing a lot more than heaving into a toilet bowl.

[Video] hesalreadyhere September 28 2011, 19:34:43 UTC

[groan sobbbbbbb god he really is this pathetic, he can be defeated by airborne sticks and chocolate. Everything is Jade's fault]

Goddamn lousy stupid dog...

[Video] doctor_scratch October 1 2011, 06:17:08 UTC

I believe you succumb to your dog instincts far too easily, Jack. Perhaps you should learn the art of control?? Oh that's right, it's completely foreign to you.

[He's chuckling even more now.]

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