[ The feed cuts to a slightly confused (but nonetheless chipper) looking girl, who beams and gives a wave at the camera before turning to text. ]
it is normal to try and make friends and have everybody burst into tears around here?
well i mean, jade does it all the time and she cant really help it
but people you dont know???
i just want to make sure its a custom or something before i go around trying to be friendly and get sobbed at all the time!
since i have already made two people cry today :(
i dont even know what i did.......
oh right!
i do not know if any of my friends are here, but if they are
could you please tell john egbert, rose lalonde and dave strider to contact me??
my name is jade harley! :D
and to everyone else
(if there are other people here)
its nice to meet you!
....um
please dont cry because i said that though
i just want to be friends!!!