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sw33t_just1c3 September 26 2011, 12:14:16 UTC
TH3R3 1S SOM3TH1NG TRULY R3FR3SH1NG 4BOUT TH3 T4ST3 OF SH1TTY 4SPH4LT 1N TH3 34RLY MORN1NG

YOU W3R3 ST4RT1NG TO WORRY US J3RK
W3LCOM3 B4CK TO TH3 L4ND OF CONSC1OUSN3SS 4ND 3X1ST3NC3

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sufferheir September 26 2011, 14:48:26 UTC
I WOULD SAY I'M GLAD TO BE BACK BUT THAT WOULD BE A PRETTY TREMENDOUSLY HUGE LIE.

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sw33t_just1c3 September 26 2011, 17:07:58 UTC
DONT KNOCK 1T
1TS B3TT3R TH4N B31NG D34D
OR B31NG B4CK FROM B31NG D34D

ON TH4T NOT3 HOW 4R3 YOU F33L1NG?
R34DY TO SM4SH YOUR H34D OP3N Y3T?

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sufferheir September 27 2011, 00:07:09 UTC
IT'S VAGUELY COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT APPARENTLY THESE SENSATIONS ARE NORMAL.
OTHERWISE I MIGHT BE CONCERNED ABOUT MY IMMINENT SURVIVAL IN THE FACE OF FEELING LIKE MY INNARDS HAVE BEEN RIPPED OUT, USED AS A JIGSAW PUZZLE, AND AD LIBBED BACK INTO PLACE.

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sw33t_just1c3 September 27 2011, 01:06:59 UTC
1T SHOULD GO 4W4Y 1N 4 D4Y OR TWO
B3 GL4D 1T 1SNT 4 W33K >8\
4ND YOU 4R3 NOT FLO4T1NG 41ML3SSLY THROUGH TH3 41R

1 H4V3 SOM3 P41N NUMB1NG T4BL3TS 1F YOU N33D TH3M
1 COULD BR1NG TH3M OV3R

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sufferheir September 27 2011, 01:28:14 UTC
UH.
I GUESS.

WE HAVE SOMETHING WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT ANYWAY.

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sw33t_just1c3 September 27 2011, 01:54:43 UTC


WOW YOU C4N M4K3 TH4T SOUND SO OM1NOUS
1LL B3 OV3R

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sufferheir September 27 2011, 02:29:23 UTC
KNOCK FIRST.

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sw33t_just1c3 September 27 2011, 02:36:29 UTC
OF COURS3

[There's the rapping of a cane on his door several minutes later. Not all that quick, considering she only lives down the hall.]

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sufferheir September 27 2011, 02:40:50 UTC
[There's a long pause where he doesn't actually answer before she gets another text.]

WAIT
FUCK
OKAY
CAN YOU LOCK THIS FOR A SECOND
YOU CAN LOCK THIS RIGHT

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sw33t_just1c3 September 27 2011, 02:49:21 UTC
[What even...]

1 GU3SS???

[Locked 50%]

TH1S 1S 4S GOOD 4S 1 C4N G3T 1T
WH4TS GO1NG ON?

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locked 50% sufferheir September 27 2011, 02:53:05 UTC
WE NEED TO ACTUALLY CLARIFY SOMETHING BEFORE I STUMBLE INTO THIS LIKE A RAVING JACKASS.

YOU KNOW
RIGHT?

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locked 50% sw33t_just1c3 September 27 2011, 03:03:45 UTC
[There's a long bout of silence from her end. No. That can not be his issue at that moment... Terezi sighs in frustration and tries to open the door but... Well, it's incredibly unsurprising that it's locked.]

K4RK4T
OP3N TH3 DOOR

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locked 50% sufferheir September 27 2011, 03:06:47 UTC
NO.
TELL ME.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

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locked 50% sw33t_just1c3 September 27 2011, 03:13:53 UTC
1 KNOW 1M GO1NG TO DRUB YOU S3NS3L3SS 1F YOU M4K3 M3 W41T OUT H3R3 4NY LONG3R

1 D1DNT DR4G MYS3LF OV3R H3R3 TO PL4Y TW3NTY QU3ST1ONS

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locked 50% sufferheir September 27 2011, 03:15:04 UTC
IT'S NOT A DIFFICULT QUESTION!

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