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Artemis Fowl II| Post 001 (x5)|[Video]

Sep 25, 2011 19:33

[The camera turns on quite deliberately, to an overly calm looking teenager with mismatched eyes, who begins speaking in a very refined Irish accent....Doctor, I do believe when I agreed to this the promise was made that I would not be subjected to the mesmer or otherwise altered. I would assume since I have no memory of how I got to be in this ( Read more... )

c: rainbow dash, c: gabriel, c: suki, c: nara shikamaru, artemis fowl ii

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[video] adashofrain September 26 2011, 00:28:37 UTC

Fairies? This is all human stuff, I think.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 00:33:58 UTC

And yet you are not. Are you meant to be some approximation of a centaur? Or just a talking horse?

[video] adashofrain September 26 2011, 00:35:20 UTC

Ugh, you're one of those? I'm a pony, a pegsus pony. See? [She flexes her wings for emphasis]

[video] 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 00:39:36 UTC

Ah, pony, of course, forgive me, I should have seen. A pegsus pony, who resides in the torture facility. Naturally.

[video] adashofrain September 26 2011, 00:40:39 UTC

Yeah, it's kinda weird, huh? But, I mean, it's not like I wanna be here. Nopony does.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 01:07:09 UTC

Quite weird, yes. Is there anything else you can tell me? And do you have a name?

[video] adashofrain September 26 2011, 04:03:58 UTC

I'm Rainbow Dash! And I can tell lots of stuff, I just dunno what you wanna know?

[video] 4ffurforfer September 26 2011, 14:43:00 UTC

Very well then, Ms Dash. My name is Artemis Fowl.

I want to know everything there is to know, ideally, but you may start with the more pressing questions, such as how did I get here, how does one leave, and what exactly do people mean when they call this a torture facility?

[video] adashofrain September 27 2011, 05:44:42 UTC

Um... well, as far as I know, we just show up. Like, they take us from our homes and then bring us here, but some people say that we're clones or something. And you... can't really leave. You can only get terminated which means that you die.

And... well, bad things happen. Lots of bad things.

[video] 4ffurforfer September 30 2011, 00:29:06 UTC

It doesn't sound overly pleasant. But on the upside, this is all far too outlandish to possibly be true. As if the talking rainbow pony weren't proof enough.

[video] adashofrain October 3 2011, 19:55:24 UTC

[She groans, annoyed] I'm real, this place is real, get over it.

[video] 4ffurforfer October 4 2011, 03:22:11 UTC

If I could simply get over it I would, I assure you.

[video] adashofrain October 5 2011, 03:35:22 UTC

So what if I'm a talking pony? It happens.

[video] 4ffurforfer October 7 2011, 01:04:48 UTC

I've seen stranger things. But as a whole it adds up to a highly unlikely situation. It's far more likely that you are a delusion.

[video] adashofrain October 7 2011, 04:45:46 UTC

Well, I'm not, so deal with it.

[video] 4ffurforfer October 7 2011, 14:40:44 UTC

...has it occured to you that if you were that is exactly what you would say?

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